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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:01 PM

and chopsticks.
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:03 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Aug 24 2005, 08:42 PM)
Edit: CAN OF TUNA!


ermm.gif So do you make tuna cheesecakes now or what?
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:05 PM

mmmm... tuna cheescake.

goes well with caramlized letus.
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:29 PM

Yeah, that's great. It should be eaten with chopsticks.

How about tater cheesecake?
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:41 PM

how about no.
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:47 PM

Okay..... sad.gif
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:48 PM

Hey you big bunch of post uping, missiplellig, crazy psychos!

What the Hel ... heck is going on here?

edit: How did you do that with chopsticks?

This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 24 August 2005 - 08:49 PM

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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:51 PM

"i've got a pain in my neck,
What the hell, what the heck!"

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how do you do what with chopsticks...?
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:56 PM

How about BIZARRO cheesecake?
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:57 PM

Don't know what you referred to (And I came up with it all on my own to crying.gif )

Killed 5 people in a dream with chopsticks.

Just finished reading your LOTR parody + placed comment there.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 09:11 PM

the first guy went pretty quick...

a punch in the face and stabbed him in the throat with the chopsticks...
i left them in then did a side kick to push them though his cervical bones which i imagine seperated them and passed though the spinal cord.

the rest was a mish mash of punches, kicks, blocks, and glassings...
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 09:29 PM

Sweet, wish I got more of those, or at least remember them.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 25 August 2005 - 01:54 AM

GAH! I CAN'T BLEEDING TAKE IT ANYMORE! HELL'S BELLS! MY POOR OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE EYES!

QUOTE (barend @ Aug 24 2005, 08:17 PM)
nor should you....

karry on!

"Carry on!"
QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Aug 24 2005, 08:20 PM)

Ok, sir!
QUOTE (barend @ Aug 24 2005, 08:21 PM)

"Excellent."
QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Aug 24 2005, 08:22 PM)
Varend, yu ar so kuick!

"Barend, you are so quick!"
QUOTE (barend @ Aug 24 2005, 08:24 PM)
kwicklay!

EDIT: this should go in the dream thred.... but last night i dreamt that i killed 5 guys with a pair of chopsticks...
...oh, and they started it.

"Quickly!
Edit: This should go in the dream thread... Last night I dreamt that I killed give guys with a pair of chopsticks...
Oh, and they started it."
QUOTE (barend @ Aug 24 2005, 09:01 PM)
and chopsticks.

"And chopsticks."
QUOTE (barend @ Aug 24 2005, 09:05 PM)
mmmm... tuna cheescake.

goes well with caramlized letus.

"Mmmm... Tuna cheesecake.

Goes well with caramelized lettuce."
QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Aug 24 2005, 09:48 PM)
Hey you big bunch of post uping, missiplellig, crazy psychos!

What the Hel ... heck is going on here?

edit: How did you do that with chopsticks?

"Hey, you big bunch of post uping, missspelling, crazy psychos!"
QUOTE (barend @ Aug 24 2005, 10:11 PM)
the first guy went pretty quick...

a punch in the face and stabbed him in the throat with the chopsticks...
i left them in then did a side kick to push them though his cervical bones which i imagine seperated them and passed though the spinal cord.

the rest was a mish mash of punches, kicks, blocks, and glassings...

"The first guy went pretty quickly...

A punch to the face and a stab to the throat with chopsticks...
I left them in and then did a side kick to push them through his cervical bones, which I imagine separated them and passed through his spinal cord."

This post has been edited by Slade: 25 August 2005 - 01:56 AM

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Posted 25 August 2005 - 05:28 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Aug 25 2005, 02:54 AM)
Edit: This should go in the dream thread... Last night I dreamt that I killed give guys with a pair of chopsticks...
Oh, and they started it."

"Hey, you big bunch of post uping, missspelling, crazy psychos!"


Check underlined bits devil.gif

give=five

missspelling=misspelling

BOO FREAKIN YA!
I meant to misspell misspelling. Damn you for ruining the humor that I am not sure anyone else noticed.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
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Posted 25 August 2005 - 08:54 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Aug 25 2005, 01:54 AM)
Last night I dreamt that I killed give guys with a pair of chopsticks...


i killed give guys?

i'm glad you're here to obssesivley correct our fatal errors...

5=give.

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