Posted 05 May 2005 - 12:16 AM
Last pervy comments I'll ever make, Oh Goddess of this Immortal Realm. But they are CORKERS. That I more or less cut and pasted from other posts of mine. But still, I WROTE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A POEM ON THE SEXUAL METAPHOR
Sexual metaphors, mexual setaphors, what more can I say?
I metaphor sex, yes I metaphor sex, but she screamed and ran away.
CHA CHA CHA!
A SONG ABOUT THE WONDEROUS CREATURE KNOWN AS JANE SHERWOOD
(Sing to the tune of "Oh Susannah!")
I first beheld your avatar, while strolling through a thread
And when I saw your beauty girl, I thought of you in bed
Now MC's great and Rhubarbs cool, please don't get me wrong
But you make me begin to drool, I had to write this song
Oh dear JANEY! Now come over here for me
I want to bone you now dear girl, feel great as I can be
Oh dear JANEY! Now won't you shag for me?
I want sex right now with you girl, you mean that much to me
DUM DA DAH!
(Please don't think I'm interested merely in your physical appearance dear Janey. You are stunning beautiful, but your radiant personality and sense of humour is even more stunning than that. I would bang you purely for the LEMUR vs puffin thing alone. UP THE LEMURS GODDAMIT!!!!!! Can a puffin use its tail as a novelty toilet brush? Eh? Eh? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!
And now, my darling, I leave you to live your life in anyway you see fit. I offer my warmest regards for your future on this earth. Here’s hoping you find your way into a life you find full of happiness, contentment, enlightenment and peace, no matter what direction you choose to take in the course of your delightful adventures ahead.
I will now bother you no more. I will return to my lonely life of staring at pretty girls, too shy to ask them out, and blushing the second they look at me. I'm getting pretty good at it. I should be. I've been practising all my life... *sniff*
*sad violin music plays*
*gunshot*
*thud*