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Washington - The House was ordered shut down yesterday after a reported security breach at a nearby congressional office building, but police later determined that a plastic revolver and Halloween costume were to blame.
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Government Worker #1: Hey, how come John brought a fluorescent orange plastic gun and cowboy outfit to work today, on October 31? Everyone, panic! Shut down the capitol! I think he might be Arabic!
Government Worker #2: Well his last name is Parker. I think he might just be kinda tan.
Government Worker #1: Oh no, you're in league with the terrorists too! Everyone run!