(Favorite) Game to be reviewed To be (mabie...not....never....) reviewed by our favorite reviewer?
#33
Posted 28 January 2008 - 03:41 PM
The Orange bo---- oh wait...
Erm... Call of Duty 4... in my oppinion there is a lot of depth to that game other then it being an FPS. Espeically the Snipey Snipey mission when walking through the destroyed building and hearing the children play and what not.
Erm... Call of Duty 4... in my oppinion there is a lot of depth to that game other then it being an FPS. Espeically the Snipey Snipey mission when walking through the destroyed building and hearing the children play and what not.
#34
Posted 01 February 2008 - 08:49 AM
Come to think of it I think it would be cool if he did a full review of the darkness, I mean he reviewed the demo which was a bit shit and his review reflected that. It's a shame really because I bought a cheap copy and knocked it out in 8 hours and the storyline is fantastic it really has some of the best voice acting I've ever seen in a game and a great plot.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.
That is one badass baby.
That is one badass baby.
#36
Posted 01 February 2008 - 12:35 PM
QUOTE (Casual @ Feb 1 2008, 02:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Come to think of it I think it would be cool if he did a full review of the darkness, I mean he reviewed the demo which was a bit shit and his review reflected that. It's a shame really because I bought a cheap copy and knocked it out in 8 hours and the storyline is fantastic it really has some of the best voice acting I've ever seen in a game and a great plot.
From what I heard though, Marc Silvestri would have been insulted by what they've done to his character. That is, if he wasn't involved in the creation of the game. Which I doubt. Hang on, I'll check Wikipedia...
Oh holy cow, that's not The Darkness at all. Stick to the actual story if you create a game based on a comic, geez... fighting the Angelus could have been a lot of fun.
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#38
Posted 06 February 2008 - 07:16 AM
I'd like him to review all his own games. It'd be interesting, if nothing else.
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And the man again!
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<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
#39
Posted 06 February 2008 - 11:40 AM
That would be the most pointless thing ever, for a start AGS has certain limitations that everyone accepts so highlighting them is pointless. Also he's not going to be objective about his own work who would?
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.
That is one badass baby.
That is one badass baby.
#40
Posted 06 February 2008 - 12:27 PM
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Also he's not going to be objective
He never IS objective. You play a game and give your opinion on it.
QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Jan 15 2008, 05:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And the film should be shot in sepia, because real life was in sepia in the 1990s.
#44
Posted 28 February 2008 - 12:22 PM
QUOTE (Sliver @ Feb 28 2008, 04:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Failing that, an over-hyped JRPG.
Probably not going to happen.
#45
Posted 28 February 2008 - 02:15 PM
Kane and Lynch: Gay Men
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which will never be reviewed and may be ass raped if it does. Yahtzee has too much wit that may outwitty K&L's dialog which is as attractive as a "triple cunted hooker".
I figured Yahtzee doesn't like fighting game so Tekken would be anonymous and would remain anonymous till Namco-Bandai or whatever are nuked (although I may recall seeing Dead Or Alive 3 in his collection from a image he had somewhere).
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which will never be reviewed and may be ass raped if it does. Yahtzee has too much wit that may outwitty K&L's dialog which is as attractive as a "triple cunted hooker".
I figured Yahtzee doesn't like fighting game so Tekken would be anonymous and would remain anonymous till Namco-Bandai or whatever are nuked (although I may recall seeing Dead Or Alive 3 in his collection from a image he had somewhere).