Today, I think I'll just talk about the original movie in the series, and the best. With the Alien series, despite the first being obviously superior to its sequel, there still seems to be a surprisingly large divide in opinion over which one is best. For Predator, such dispute appears to be non-existent.
Now, it was only very recently that I saw this movie for the first time. There'd been a handful of movies in the eighties that I wanted to watch as a kid but couldn't because I was deemed too young (oddly enough, when I was old enough and I was watching things like Alien and The Terminator, I had clear forgotten about things like Predator). Anyway, recently, I started catching up on those eighties movies I'd missed. I saw Robocop and it was absolutely brilliant (although I realised why I hadn't been allowed to watch it when I was a kid). And then I remembered that I had wanted to see Predator as well, so I could find out why it was such a popular cult hit, so I checked that out too.
Initially, I have to say I was a little underwhelmed. It wasn't particularly scary and I'd been under the impression that it was supposed to have been. The characters weren't all that interesting at first and a lot of the story revolved around them being idiots. The scene where Mac starts firing madly into the forest and the others join him (without knowing what he's firing at!) and waste all their ammunition comes to mind. Mac's inability to tell the others what happened is also frustrating. At least Anna's smart enough to notice the blood on the leaves that they find afterwards but she's the only one.
I was also underwhelmed by the creature itself. I think however that was because I'd heard many fans going on about how cool it was and how it was an honorable hunter and always hunted opponents on equal ground, using only what weapons its prey had. However, what I saw was a cowardly critter who hides behind an invisibility cloak, shooting people who don't even know he's there.
Although, a little while after I'd seen it, it started to grow on me a bit more - then I remembered that it was an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie... or more to the point, I remember what that meant. Arnie had been in one movie above his station, The Terminator, based largely on the fact that he had almost no lines and all he had to do was look mechanical and unfeeling (something which his inability to act well lent itself to perfectly). When you think about other Arnie movies, there all pretty terrible for the most part. Arnie is eighties B-grade royalty. Also, it's going to be interesting when kids in the future ask us why we all liked this guy so much at the time. Like many eighties actors, he's not as charismatic as we thought he was and we might have a hard time explaining to kids why a former bodybuilder of all people was a mainstream Hollywood star. Anyway, it's an Arnie movie and as such, I realised I had to judge it by a slightly different standard.
So I watched it again, this time being sure to switch my brain off beforehand, and found that once I got into the spirit of the thing, I had a lot of fun. While it's not scary, there is tension and the pace is really solid. It is also very atmospheric and as Mr. Pye mentioned in the Alien thread, the jungle setting in Predator is gorgeous. I also discovered that it's smarter than it pretends to be. It starts like one of those embarrassing and forgettable 80s action flicks that were a dime a dozen, right down to the strange steroid fetish. Seriously, why were musclemen so popular in 80s movies? When you see unnatural physiques and people strutting and flexing where there's no logical reason to, it knocks down the quality of the movie a lot. When Arnie and Carl Weathers have that stupid arm wrestling match, Predator lost half a star right there (then another half with Hawkins' terrible jokes). However, after the silly but immensely fun attack on the rebel camp where these characters are playing typical invincible 80s action movies, they are all slowly picked off one by one and somewhere along the line, they start to feel like human beings.
Also, more surprisingly given the fact that they were pretty unlikeable for the most part, by the time the predator starts picking them off, we do start to care about them. Maybe the movie's teaching us something about tolerance. Yes, guys who go around claiming to be thought-to-be-extinct Sexual Tyrannosaurs might not be the kind of guys we'd like to sit next to on a bus but we don't want them to get blasted into pieces, do we? Or even guys who tell god-awful vulgar jokes. However, we do start to care about them as people and you want them to survive. I always feel sad that Dillon and Poncho don't make it, even Billy - since he almost got to this mysterious chopper.
The chopper is weird. When Arnie tells Anna to get to it, we cannot see it anywhere, so I wonder how Anna would know where it is. Also, Dillon points out earlier that if they don't make it to their rendezvous on time, the chopper isn't going to wait for them. Yet, the chopper waits a whole day for Arnie to muck around with his boyscout traps. Finally, what exactly did Anna say to the general when she got there? "Oh, hi. You don't know me but..."
Now, onto various observations...
First, a theory. Near the end, Dutch surmises that the predator is hunting his group because they're carrying weapons. However, the predator did overhear one of Hawkins' jokes. He also must have realised that the rest of the group were friends of Hawkins, except for Anna (and you notice he never tries to attack her), so it makes you wonder. Don't know about the poor dead guys they find before they reach the rebel camp though, which leads us to...
... an oddity. Why does the predator skin some guys and take the skulls from others? Is it a matter of hunting some people for food and some for trophies? It doesn't really make much sense. Also, it seems like that scene is there just because the filmmakers desperately wanted to have something with the shock value of the chestburster scene in Alien. However, they should have known better than to try to outdo the movie that influenced them.
On another subject, Dutch's claim that his men are a rescue team and not assassins is hilarious - and not just because they're delivered with Arnie's trademark er... style, I guess you'd call it. No, it's also hilarious because when you see how Dutch's team work - firing indiscriminately into the compound without ascertaining the whereabouts of this 'other' hostage we heard about and basically blowing up everything in sight - one has to wonder whether they're actually any good at rescuing people. I'd think that a hostage would probably prefer it if anyone else but Dutch's men were hired to rescue them. When Mac tells Dutch that he found the other guy and that he was dead too, one can't help but wonder whether this guy was knocked off by the rebels or whether a stray bullet (or several hundred bullets) from Blain's mini-gun got him.
Finally, a mystery - when the predator comes out of the river at the end, with his cloaking device malfunctioning and with him finally switching it off, it is a great reveal. It also could have been a fantastic moment of finally seeing the creature that has been stalking them all along - if we hadn't already seen it uncloaked twice. Also, at the very start of the movie we see his spaceship come down to earth - and then in large letters during the opening credits we see 'Creature designed by Stan Winston', which is also something of a tip off. The mystery I'm driving at is why did the filmmakers show their hand so early in the piece? One can't help but wonder how much surprise value the creature would have if we hadn't seen the ship, hadn't seen the predator's infrared vision, or the creature uncloaked right until the end (okay, maybe the infrared vision could have stayed). Just a thought.
Anyway, that should be enough to get the ball rolling for now. Over to the rest of you.
This post has been edited by Just your average movie goer: 17 May 2011 - 08:38 PM