---Why it WOULD kick arse to be a rock---
1. Dont have to get a job
2. You are an inanimate object, thus, no parents.
3. You were chipped off a really huge rock, and can think about it squashing people for fun.
4. You can't eat, so, technicly, you cant get fat.
5. Stonehenge, man.
---Why it WOULDN'T kick arse to be a rock---
1. You are an inanimate object, and thus, you aren't living and have no feelings.
2. People are stepping on you ALL THE TIME.
3. People put you in they're driveway and you get driven over.
4. Stone Age people used you as weapons and you got all bloody and such.
5. Sometimes your an emerald or something, and people wear you on they're fingers, then drop you in the sink, and then you end up on the bottom of the ocean, and get eroded until your like a tiny grain of green sand.
6. People constantly mix up your phone number with "The Rock's" phone number.
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Why it would kick arse to be a Rock. The things you find on the ground and pay no mind to
#3
Posted 01 June 2006 - 04:40 AM
Why it would be kickarse:
- Electric guitars
Why it wouldn't be kickarse:
- Elvis
- Electric guitars
Why it wouldn't be kickarse:
- Elvis
#6
Posted 02 June 2006 - 02:15 AM
Rocks don't need to sleep. That's a good reason. 0.0
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#7
Posted 02 June 2006 - 09:32 PM
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Jun 2 2006, 08:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Rocks don't need to sleep. That's a good reason. 0.0
Rocks don't get to sleep until 1 in the afternoon. That's a bad reason.
#8
Posted 04 June 2006 - 06:11 PM
How do you guys know if a rock is sleeping?
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#9
Posted 05 June 2006 - 03:56 AM
Its eyes are shut and its snoring. I mean, dur.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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#10
Posted 05 June 2006 - 08:00 PM
dur?
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