Steal the precious. What do you think?
#47
Posted 15 July 2005 - 10:27 AM
You didn't see the trip mines that I placed on the outside of the door, and well.... it's not pretty. I find the precious in that mess, and just for fun I run back in the room and kick Girdag in the groin also.
Trip mines used: 5
People blwon to bits: 1
Blows to the groin: 475
Trip mines used: 5
People blwon to bits: 1
Blows to the groin: 475
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
#49
Posted 15 July 2005 - 12:25 PM
a thousand years later i turn out to be an archiologist and find the precious in a dig and pry it from your fosilized fingers with an excavating hammer.
excavations 1:
excavations 1:
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#50
Posted 15 July 2005 - 12:56 PM
Unfortunately, you're on Mars at the UAC facility just before the demon outbreak, and I'm the marine with all the guns.
I take the ring from your lifeless, demon infested body.
Doom references: 1
Demons killed: 396
I take the ring from your lifeless, demon infested body.
Doom references: 1
Demons killed: 396
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
#51
Posted 15 July 2005 - 01:15 PM
Well, since you brought this up... it seems like another perfect time for my BFG!
I take the precious from your remains and make my way through the demons to a spaceship, which I use to escape the infested planet.
BFG shots fired: 2
People blown to bits: 4
Demons killed: 621
I take the precious from your remains and make my way through the demons to a spaceship, which I use to escape the infested planet.
BFG shots fired: 2
People blown to bits: 4
Demons killed: 621
#52
Posted 15 July 2005 - 06:19 PM
Me and my gang of space-ninjas board your ship, and pin you to the wall in a flurry of nifty shruikens. We then relocate to the ninja fortress on the Moon.
Space Ninjas used in ambush: 10
Nifty Shruikens utilised: 5 (one per limb, and one narrowly skimming someones hair)
Secret Ninja Fortresses on the Moon: 1, plus guest suite
Space Ninjas used in ambush: 10
Nifty Shruikens utilised: 5 (one per limb, and one narrowly skimming someones hair)
Secret Ninja Fortresses on the Moon: 1, plus guest suite
This post has been edited by Chyld: 15 July 2005 - 06:20 PM
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Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#54
Posted 15 July 2005 - 08:46 PM
I wake up saying ''Where the f**k am I?'' and then I kick Otal in the groin 666 times. I steal the precious and go to Smeagol's house to steal his precious.
Blows to the groin: 1141
Rings in my possesion: 2
Blows to the groin: 1141
Rings in my possesion: 2
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#56
Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:41 AM
the first one of those faces is me, it comes at you fast as i head-butt you! needless to say, i take the ring, and your wallet.
teeth swallowed 6.5
teeth swallowed 6.5
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#60
Posted 18 July 2005 - 09:47 PM
i just ask you for it...
for some reason, you just give it to me...
succesfull charisma rolls: 1
for some reason, you just give it to me...
succesfull charisma rolls: 1
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