Steal the precious. What do you think?
#17
Posted 13 July 2005 - 03:45 AM
You forget about my 'handy dandy metal detector'. I go around the pig farm and scan them for the ring. The one that has the ring will then be made into some Jimmy Dean sausage. I keep the ring on me like the rules says, and get a nice little breakfast in return.
# Times Metal Detector Used: 2
# Pigs Slaugtered: 1
# of Breakfasts Enjoyed: 1
# Times Metal Detector Used: 2
# Pigs Slaugtered: 1
# of Breakfasts Enjoyed: 1
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#19
Posted 13 July 2005 - 08:46 AM
Well, out of nothing, I happen to have a Tomahawk missile, and guess what? It's aimed at you!
Then I look for the precious from what's left of you and take it. Then I buy 100 replicas of the one ring and put them all on me, even the real one.
Sith Avengers blown to bits: 2
Ring replicas used: 100
Then I look for the precious from what's left of you and take it. Then I buy 100 replicas of the one ring and put them all on me, even the real one.
Sith Avengers blown to bits: 2
Ring replicas used: 100
#21
Posted 13 July 2005 - 11:29 AM
I kidnap GL's kids and tell GL that unless he makes Episodes 7-9, they die.
Then I tell you that unless you give me the precious, GL makes new SW movies. You happily hand it over.
Children kidnapped: However many GL has
Extortions: 2
New SW episodes that almost got made: 3
Number of times that a non violent approach has been used to get the precious: 1
Then I tell you that unless you give me the precious, GL makes new SW movies. You happily hand it over.
Children kidnapped: However many GL has
Extortions: 2
New SW episodes that almost got made: 3
Number of times that a non violent approach has been used to get the precious: 1
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#22
Posted 13 July 2005 - 12:34 PM
I surround your house, an use giant speakers to blast the 'Crazy Frog' song at you until your brain becomes mulch from the relentless dings. Then I take the precious from your quivering hands and weld it to my finger.
Crazy Frogs Used: 1
Brains Mulched: 1
Neighbours annoyed: 12
Fingers Welded: 1
Crazy Frogs Used: 1
Brains Mulched: 1
Neighbours annoyed: 12
Fingers Welded: 1
#26
Posted 13 July 2005 - 04:06 PM
I break into the F4's headquarters and when SithAvenger tries to stop me, I render him unconcous with my electricity powers and put him on a spaceship destined for the stars! And I steal the precious.
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 4
Happy people: 4
times my electricity powers were used: 1
Rockets launched: 1
References from really old Daredevil comics: 1
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 4
Happy people: 4
times my electricity powers were used: 1
Rockets launched: 1
References from really old Daredevil comics: 1
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
#28
Posted 13 July 2005 - 04:52 PM
Ugh... uhh, yeah. While you were being distracted by my clever story, I rip off your hand and keep your hand with me, and I have the precious.
# of hands ripped off: 2
# of people fooled by idiots that weren't paying attention to the story: 1
# of hands ripped off: 2
# of people fooled by idiots that weren't paying attention to the story: 1
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
#29
Posted 13 July 2005 - 05:13 PM
having 'meditated before i was cremated' the one ring (liking my personality the most) absorbed my spirit and malice and replaces your personality with mine, therefore i now have the ring.
metaphysical anexures: 1
times rap group 'Onyx' has been quoted: 1
metaphysical anexures: 1
times rap group 'Onyx' has been quoted: 1
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