Am I the only person who just loves saying the word 'plastic'?
Classic Troll VS Plastic Troll Monster takes on midget.
#33
Posted 11 May 2005 - 02:26 PM
QUOTE (Rhubarb @ May 11 2005, 01:22 PM)
Well, you obviously didn't 'listen' to my post...
Hmm... well, classic troll's teeth and claws are sharp. They would cut right through that little bitch.
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#34
Posted 11 May 2005 - 02:31 PM
QUOTE (Rhubarb @ May 10 2005, 03:07 AM)
I disagree. Plastic Troll, even assuming that he's an inanimate object, is plastic. Tough, rubbery plastic. Have you ever tried to fuck up something that's made of that shit? Classic Troll can step on Plastic Troll as many times as he likes, and Plastic Troll's just gonna keep on grinning up at him, scratched and battered and trodden three feet into the ground, but still more or less intact. Classic Troll could try ripping him to bits, but Plastic Troll is way too small for him to be able to get a decent claw-hold. Classic Troll could even eat Plastic Troll, and he'll pass through undigested, most likely tearing up Classic Trolls bowels along the way. Unless Classic Troll's claws are literally razor-sharp, or he has a microwave handy, Plastic Troll's just gonna win through sheer perseverence. He's still gonna be around, grinning and glassy-eyed, long after Classic Troll has died of old age.
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Damn kids these days.
#35
Posted 11 May 2005 - 02:59 PM
Classic troll's got sharp teeth, sharp claws, and a club with a sharp nail in it.
And and he could always just kick the plastic troll into a volcano, if nothing else worked.
And and he could always just kick the plastic troll into a volcano, if nothing else worked.
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....We'd be lying though.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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#37
Posted 11 May 2005 - 04:41 PM
Err, too lazy to look for it. What about....classic troll vs. plastic troll vs. forum troll? The forum troll could easily melt the plastic troll with its flaming abilities, but would it be able to defeat the squishing-things abilities of the classic troll as well?
This post has been edited by Emu: 11 May 2005 - 04:44 PM
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#39
Posted 11 May 2005 - 04:55 PM
Trolls are Ents eh? Ents are walking trees. Trees can't move in real life so a troll wouldn't be able to either. Has to be a fantasy world, floppydisk. And how do you know a plastic troll wouldn't be able to move in Middle Earth? You ever seen one there? Eh? EH? Anyway, I was talking about the fantasy worlds where toys do come to life, like Toy Story or those Enid Blyton books I read when I was 5.
I can't remember any ground breaking wisdom in the original thread, but feel free to make us bow down to your genius by using the heathen ritual known as "cut and paste". It was in an extremely long tangent in the sitcoms thread.
I can't remember any ground breaking wisdom in the original thread, but feel free to make us bow down to your genius by using the heathen ritual known as "cut and paste". It was in an extremely long tangent in the sitcoms thread.