Glad you like it. I liked the part about Falkor being fueled by human fear. Brilliant!
Actually, I'm glad you mentioned Falkor's rubbish about luck as well. I remember that as a kid, I thought of him as a reassuring character in the story - a kind of pillar of strength if you will - supporting Atreyu in his quest. However, on my last viewing, I thought there's not much reassuring about a character who's motto for every situation is to just hope that their luck prevails.
"How will find the borders of Fantasia?"
"With luck! Ha ha ha! Ho ho!"
(nervous chuckle) "A-ha. Ha. He. Man, we're screwed."
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A little strong for a kids movie
Well, the movie already has one of the most traumatizing scenes a young viewer can come across. You must be made of sterner stuff than I am because I couldn't handle that scene again.
If I remember correctly, in the book, G'mork has handled better. He was an agent who could cross between the borders of Fantasia and the real world - and it was implied that in the real world, he had a human form, which was kind of cool. However, the movie didn't really stick to the book much. Actually, the author Michael Ende hated the movie apparently. He wanted them to change the name and everything.
I will say that the first half of the book, which the movie's based off, is interesting and definitely better than the movie. However, it then becomes rather weird. Bastion goes straight into Fantasia after he saves it and so he's in there when he's rebuilding it - and then the story takes on the feel of some type of pilgrimage with Bastion getting lost inside this imaginary world of his and eventually having to find his way back to the real one. No, that basic premise doesn't sound weird in and of itself - but the events along the way have a disjointed feel to them and the story really feels directionless pretty quickly. Actually, at times, it really
does feel like it's a neverending tale.
However, it is interesting for those who have seen the original movie. You'll also recognise sections that the second movie adapted when you're reading through the second half of the book. Now,
there's a movie you don't want to revisit!
All right, time for another movie I've changed my mind about...
Goldeneye.
How I remember it: A rollicking roller coaster of an adventure, with non-stop thrills and action aplenty. With lively characters in every corner and lots of wit and fun.
How it actually
is:
Goldeneye is a flat, dated movie. It has a lifeless quality to it and action aplenty? It's slow. And I'm not talking about the good kind of slow where you get a gradual build up to a brilliant pay off. No, I'm talking about plodding slow. The first half drags. It takes far too long to set up. That silly little car race with the Nintendo music could have been left off - and knocking over cyclists while they're peddling up a mountain and knocking them over for laughs? Clearly, Martin Campbell's never ridden a bike before, the jerk, because a guy who can
ride a bike up a mountain is cooler than James Bond could ever be.
Sorry, got derailed there. Yeah, that first half. The movie wasted too much time with Bond and Xenia Onnatop in the casino (especially as Xenia was a baddie rather than a love interest). It wasted too much time with that sequence where the Goldeneye is stolen. It wasted too much time in the MI6 office. It wasted too much time being politically correct and apologetic for the misogyny of the series in the past. There was no need for any of that. By all means, it should have been more PC, but it didn't need to wave its political correctness in our face every few minutes. It almost seemed as self-conscious as
On Her Majesty's Secret Service - and that's not a good thing. It also wasted lots of time in Q-branch, especially seeing how none of the gadgets apart from the pen really get a showing in the movie. No, not even the belt with the grappling hook. I know Bond used it but he asked Q if it'd support additional weight and Q had told him that it was only tested for one. I'm sorry, but with that set-up, Bond really should have tried swinging to safety on it with the girl under his arm. As for the car... complete waste. You never even
see the silly missiles behind the headlights. Anyway, by the time Bond is in St. Petersburg, the movie's nearly half over.
I should also mention that the opening sequence is nowhere as good as anyone will remember it. For starters, the continuity stinks. Bond bungee jumps in the spring or summer and when he comes out of the base, it's in the middle of winter. Also, as for the base itself, there is no reconciling the two exteriors. One's something at the base of a dam. The other's the worst miniature effect ever in the history of film and it's sitting on a clifftop.
Also, remember Boris? He's not as funny as you probably remember him as being. Also, he tries to hit Natalia at the end of the movie and the scene is so uncomfortably close to domestic violence that it's hard to enjoy any of his quips.
Remember how much fun Robbie Coltrane was in the movie? Yeah, he was great fun - except he was only in it for about five minutes.
Remember how sexy Xenia Onnatop was and how fun all her scenes with Bond were? Try exchanging 'sexy' with 'embarrassing to watch' and you'll be closer to the mark.
Remember how cool it was when Alec Trevelyan came back and all the great scenes he and Bond shared? Yeah, I enjoyed all five minutes of their
actual scenes too. The ten minutes of "Omph!", "Grh!", "Grunt!", "Arg!", "Aardvark!" and "Grrgh!" between them at the end was not in any way (1) interesting, (2)enjoyable or (3)entertaining. Also, the finale dragged. I really have no time these days for overly long finales. No, this wasn't as bad as
Inception's "hey, let's throw in a snow dream level just to pad out the running time!" but it was still a drag.
Other things that bothered me. The editing is
the worst editing I have ever seen in a movie
ever (and I've seen that part in
The Dark Knight where Harvey and Rachel just suddenly show up in those warehouses). No singular example of editing could be any worse than the train-tank sequence. The train is approaching the tank at high speed. We see it from behind. They're going to collide in a second. We cut to a front view of the train. It seems to have gone backwards by two hundred metres and is now moving more slowly. We cut to Bond jumping out of the tank. Shot of train shows that there's no need for him to rush. He rushes anyway however - good thing too because the train now appears as though it's right on top of the tank. However, it's not. Bond is just as outside the tunnel. Shot of Bond watching the train go past. He turns his head to follow it. The camera then switches to Bond's point of view. However, according to the camera, Bond is now three hundred metres away from the tunnel's entrance. The train has jumped back along the tracks too. It goes in and finally crashes. Hollywood executives take notice and warn everyone in the business to never use Martin Campbell or his editor again. Unfortunately, the Bond producers never realise their mistake and hire Campbell again for
Casino Royale (which also looks dated now and all thanks to this lame excuse of a director).
Then there's the score. Dreadful. Dull. Uninspired. It has this awful early 90s synth sound, it throws in stupid (and completely random) throbbing bass sounds and silly Russian choir samples or something like that. It's ugly and it's a mess. Also, you never once hear the Bond theme played out properly. Nor is Tina Turner's opening number incorporated into the score. I mentioned this score before in my
Quantum of Solace thread actually. Dreadful, dreary, uninteresting music and it lessens the joy of watching the movie considerably.
And let's not forget the lame romantic subplot that's forced into it, along with uninteresting forced dialogue. "How can you act like this?" Natalia asks Bond. "How can you be so cold?" Why should she care? She barely knows the guy and what she does know is that he's a government agent whose line of work involves gunfights and blowing things up. If they wanted to ditch anything from the old movies to make the new movies hold up better, then they should have dropped that nonsense about women just falling for Bond because they had one scene together.
"Well. That train just blew up."
"I've just fallen head over heels for you, Bond."
"Yeah, I know. This always happens."
Yeah, this is not a great movie - especially as it was supposed to revitalise the franchise. It was supposed to be a reinvention actually, so it's doubly abysmal. And also, for the first post-Cold War Bond, it had a heavy focus on Bond dealing with Russians. The much less well-received and regarded
Tomorrow Never Dies does a far better job of bringing the franchise into the modern world. And it's a much faster paced film... with an awesome soundtrack too. It's the roller coaster ride.
Goldeneye is the roller coaster queue.
This post has been edited by Just your average movie goer: 26 May 2011 - 07:33 AM