WIDDLES!!! What has it got in its pocketss?
#16
Posted 13 May 2005 - 07:26 PM
I notice, with a cold sweat, that Mistress Sherwood is reading this. I'm going to die amn't I?
#20
Posted 14 May 2005 - 11:46 AM
No, I was thinking I'd just rip off something vital. Or lock you in a chastity belt for the rest of your life, leaving you to pine the rest of your days away in a frenzy of sexual frustration while scraping your fingers raw against the cold metal trying in vain to access the genitalia within.
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 14 May 2005 - 11:47 AM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#21
Posted 14 May 2005 - 12:09 PM
A herald from the heavens,
Tidings from the sky.
To hide from it is fatal, and
The tallest one shall die.
Easy? Yes. I'm sorry, that was an on-the-spot jobbie...
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#22
Posted 14 May 2005 - 12:20 PM
And actually, a submisive little freak like me would quite enjoy that, Mistress Sherwood. Being belted that is, not having my nadgers removed by a big fuckoff knife. Just promise you'll never use a Kali's Teeth belt on me. Not even a twerp like me would enjoy that. If you don't know what a Kali's Teeth belt is, then you don't want to know. Well maybe you would Jane, you strike me as the type who enjoys torturing stupid little males. *sigh*
Ahem. Back on topic.
What's long and thin
Covered in skin
Red in parts
And shoved in tarts?
#23
Posted 14 May 2005 - 01:26 PM
And unless I come up a good one myself, the floors open.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#25
Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:05 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, here's something I did my last year of high school. I think it sounds pretty corny at this point, but why the hell not? I've got nothing else to offer that isn't entirely too easy or done to death.
Come peak into my pretty window, and
endless knowledge will abound!
My gossamer strands entwine the World,
yet no weaver can be found.
My power can be grasped by fools,
yet befuddle those most wise.
I can turn reality on its head,
and what is truth, to lies.
I show my secrets to precious few,
those clever enough to see,
to slice their own path through my vines
with their formless machete.
My countless gates are open to all
if possessing the right key.
My sites, as many as my gates,
lain out for all to see.
"Who are you?" I hear you inquire.
Now comes an answer to your pleas:
I am that which has the power
to bring society to its knees!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#27
Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:41 PM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#28
Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:41 PM
Chyld, the answer to my riddle was rhubarb. And before you go off on a perverted tangent, I don't mean Yahtzees girlfriend, I'm talking about the fruit or vegetable or whatever the hell it is. Y'know, rhubarb tarts?
I also don't do sex stuff at all. But I wish I did.
EDIT: Damn! Emu beat me to it. I'll add another riddle to appear cool.
A man is in a room with no windows or doors. How does he get out?
This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 14 May 2005 - 02:45 PM
#29
Posted 14 May 2005 - 02:45 PM
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish