Yet another stupid game! This one you play in the REAL world.
#1
Posted 19 April 2005 - 07:07 PM
1. Find a broom.
2. Try to balance on the index finger of your dominant hand.
3. That's it!
If you run the opposite way to whichever way the broom goes its possible to balance it for a very long time. WARNING: You will probably find yourself screaming like a chipmunk at some point in the game, but thats half the fun!
The first time I tried it I lasted 2 seconds (probably all that vodka) however with practise I managed 2 minutes 38 seconds. Then I got bored. Anyway give it a try.
#2
Posted 19 April 2005 - 08:19 PM
May I add to your game with this one.
Become humorously inebriated - or just plain old schnockered.
Take broom.
Point broom upwards, brush end up. Look up the length of the broom.
Twirl 10-15 times.
Throw broom on ground.
Leap over broom - or attempt it at least.
Much fun. Also I'd like to point out that all drunken games are just kids games from when you all were little midgets in preschool, or kindergarten, or Grade K depending on whatever, with alcohol added.
#3
Posted 19 April 2005 - 09:42 PM
roll a four. Ok, that's FOUR shots of _________ (your favorite spirit)
within... (clic-CLAK)
(rolled a 1) TEN Seconds?? What???
gulp gulp.
we played that while making a "best of" audio tape in college. Of course we were passed out within an hour and a half.
Great tape, though.
#4
Posted 20 April 2005 - 12:49 AM
first you take a broom... brissle side down...
push it along the floor until you've covered the whole place.
then have a drink.
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#5
Posted 20 April 2005 - 01:53 AM
Hence, 5 pints would be 2200mL(2.2L)
Vodka is 40% alcohol by volume. This means you have 880mL, or 2 whole pints of pure ethanol.
Think about it.
edit: spelling.
This post has been edited by SimeSublime: 20 April 2005 - 05:27 AM
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#7
Posted 20 April 2005 - 05:01 AM
You mean theres a world outside the Chefelf matrix?
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#9
Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:35 AM
On the other hand I have seen people down a bottle of JD and live to tell the tale, but they were talking about stealing HMS discovery from the drydock 2 hours later,
#10
Posted 21 April 2005 - 01:20 AM
It's also completely weird to look at it and think "This drink began life as a potato"
It's part of the inherent difference between Russki and Eirinn - the Russians eat their grains and drink the potatoes, the Irish eat their potatoes and drink their grains.
I thought a pint was 600 mL.
#11
Posted 21 April 2005 - 05:01 AM
1.) Buy a pint
2.) Drink it
3.) Repeat until unconscious
Its quite fun if you do it right
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#12
Posted 21 April 2005 - 05:34 AM
5 pints of vodka taken all at once = You are dead.
5 pints of vodka over the course of 2 hours = You wish you were dead.
#14
Posted 21 April 2005 - 07:45 PM
1. Watch all of Quentin Tarantinos films (Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill 1+2) back to back.
2. Every time somone utters the word "fuck", have a sip of sherry.
3. Keep an ambulance on standby.