Is YTOTW dissapearing? Because if it is then we need to put a stop to it
#16
Posted 03 January 2006 - 10:04 PM
Curse that 30 minute edit button.
Yeah, I poked around a bit when playing with the links between all of yahtzee's old sites and found an old ags game that I never knew didn't exist: Lee and Perrin. I'm sure all you crazy old yahtzee fans forgot about it years ago, but I had never seen it before and it's not linked from his site, so that was pretty cool... unfortunately, the demo is rather simple.
I am really, really, horrible at dodging long range ballistics; why do you ask?
Yeah, I poked around a bit when playing with the links between all of yahtzee's old sites and found an old ags game that I never knew didn't exist: Lee and Perrin. I'm sure all you crazy old yahtzee fans forgot about it years ago, but I had never seen it before and it's not linked from his site, so that was pretty cool... unfortunately, the demo is rather simple.
I am really, really, horrible at dodging long range ballistics; why do you ask?
#17
Posted 04 January 2006 - 03:49 AM
Oh, no particular reason. Just refrain from looking to much to the sky and don't install any patriot-missile-defense-systems in your backyard, okay?
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#19
Posted 11 January 2006 - 01:36 AM
The ducks are worth more points, though if you hit swallows they occaisionally drop coconuts.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#21
Posted 11 January 2006 - 09:17 PM
I wouldn't know, I've never been there. Well, I was once, but that was a horrible accident. Incidentally, luggage compartments are very cold. But more to the point, don't you need to shoot two swallows at once to get a coconut? I mean, you may live in Africa or something, but yours aren't migratory, and where I come from you need to hit two, sometimes three to get the coconut, which is why coconut creme pie is a ridiculously expensive commodity round here. I killed three men, two women, a small child and several assorted animals with my bare hands for one pie, only to have it stolen by a gypsy disguised as a respectable and trustworthy insurance salesman.
I later killed her in an intense katana battle on the roof of her house, only to find an empty pie tin with the note "You fool, the pie dies with me!". I sprinted up to the roof in time to observe her clutching the pie to her wounded chest and throwing herself from the roof. I pried the bloodstained pie from her dead hands, and observed that the pie was now filled with gypsy innards. My pie was ruined, and I would spend another week in the futile swallow hunt, desperately trying to secure coconuts with my ever dwindling supply of missiles. So before you go and make offhand comments about coconuts and swallows, consider my life here in... wherever it is I live, I wasn't really paying attention.
What was I talking about again? I forgot. Anyway, the elderly need to have thermonuclear bombs in order to keep up with today's fast paced society.
I later killed her in an intense katana battle on the roof of her house, only to find an empty pie tin with the note "You fool, the pie dies with me!". I sprinted up to the roof in time to observe her clutching the pie to her wounded chest and throwing herself from the roof. I pried the bloodstained pie from her dead hands, and observed that the pie was now filled with gypsy innards. My pie was ruined, and I would spend another week in the futile swallow hunt, desperately trying to secure coconuts with my ever dwindling supply of missiles. So before you go and make offhand comments about coconuts and swallows, consider my life here in... wherever it is I live, I wasn't really paying attention.
What was I talking about again? I forgot. Anyway, the elderly need to have thermonuclear bombs in order to keep up with today's fast paced society.
#23
Posted 12 January 2006 - 07:50 AM
Isn't it amusing when he get's all mad? I know I always get a laugh.
As for the birds, we were talking about shooting down V's of them, which implies that
a)They're migratory and
b)There's more then one anyway.
As for the birds, we were talking about shooting down V's of them, which implies that
a)They're migratory and
b)There's more then one anyway.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#24
Posted 12 January 2006 - 08:37 PM
So I annoyed Yahtzee? If I do it again, do I get a large stuffed animal, or does he just kill me violently?
So the swallows drop coconuts, but what do ducks drop? No matter how many times I stand at the window firing my Nintendo Zapper at the sky, they never die.
So the swallows drop coconuts, but what do ducks drop? No matter how many times I stand at the window firing my Nintendo Zapper at the sky, they never die.
#25
Posted 12 January 2006 - 10:04 PM
Of course not. You need the badly pixelated dog to fetch them. Otherwise, with nothing to clean them up, they become immortal. Mother Nature is enviromentally conscious, even if you aren't.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?