- If I ever get famous, somebody will attempt to get a tatoo depicting me.
- They will fail.
- Because my hair is too complex to be rendered as ink-on-flesh.
- Unless you get a really really skilled tattoo artist.
- But they'll probably be all avante-garde or something.
- So they'll probably give you a visual representation of the gestational cycle of the Earth-Fetus or so instead of what you actually want.
- Serves you right, creepy potential future stalker guy.
Yahtzee Tattoo Look What I Got Today...
#16
Posted 14 September 2008 - 03:37 PM
#17
Posted 15 September 2008 - 11:12 AM
Seems like the ultimate fan outing. I have seen tatoos of my band logo on 2 girls, that really amazes me and leaves a weird feeling, too. I wonder what Yahtzee would say (I have a theory that he is really enjoying fame a lot although he won't admit it).
#18
Posted 15 September 2008 - 12:29 PM
There you go folks: judgment from someone with little to no understanding of how tattooing works. To even think that's fake, you'd have to be at least partially blind, and infections only happen to people who are too stupid to look after the fucking thing properly (which really, isn't that hard to do). I salute you and your drastically misinformed rants on things you've never taken the time to actually learn about.
The only good point made here was the one about regret. In five years...fuck, no...in one year you will regret ever plunking down the cash to get that abomination etched into your flesh. Unless you waltzed into the shop and said "Hi, I'd like to get this tattooed on my chest, but can you make it look like absolute shit while you're at it? It's just, see...I'd like to basically guarantee that no one ever fucks me again. EVER." Seriously, the next time you get any ink done, find a new artist. That thing is embarrassing for you, AND the artist that aborted it onto your chest.
Just hopping in to quickly edit and add that Zin's reply up there is the best thing written in this entire thread. Well done.
This post has been edited by Heccubus: 15 September 2008 - 10:16 PM
#19
Posted 15 September 2008 - 01:08 PM
I do though, whole-heartedly.
-The League Against Tedium
#20
Posted 15 September 2008 - 01:20 PM
In other news, Chyld has long since run out of anything new to contribute, which he's quite happy to admit, unlike everyone else on this board nowadays.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#23
Posted 15 September 2008 - 03:02 PM
At least you're admitting it.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#24
Posted 15 September 2008 - 09:44 PM
#29
Posted 16 September 2008 - 01:39 AM
This post has been edited by HldmeThrllmeChrs&Trlby: 16 September 2008 - 01:40 AM