God damn it! I'm losing power! Mr. Slade! Get me impulse
#1
Posted 31 October 2008 - 04:56 AM
Sime! You've got helm! Otal, secure the crystal core and prepare to close off sections seven, five and nine. We need more power or we'll never leave orbit.
Mr. Slade! Where's the impulse! Get those generators online!
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#3
Posted 31 October 2008 - 08:46 AM
This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 31 October 2008 - 08:46 AM
#4
Posted 31 October 2008 - 01:28 PM
Probably nothing since Mr. Slade hasnt got those generators online. I'd have him shot out of our torpedo tubes for his insubordination, but that'd spare him firey death as the site spirals into firey doom.
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#6
Posted 31 October 2008 - 02:23 PM
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 09:52 PM
#9
Posted 31 October 2008 - 11:10 PM
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#11
Posted 01 November 2008 - 03:42 AM
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#13
Posted 01 November 2008 - 01:43 PM
And I doubt its so much the baked potato as the tin foil its wrapped in...
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#14
Posted 01 November 2008 - 02:56 PM
You have five days. Surrender or be destroyed.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#15
Posted 01 November 2008 - 03:33 PM
A quickly and not very thoroughly conducted research on Wikipedia revealed potatoes to be carriers of the toxic glycoalkaloids. I have therefore took it upon me to save the lives of our crew and discarded the complete device with potato into space and I also took the chance and added the rest of the quite volatile toxic waste and highly radioactive material that I had been playing with to the whole bunch.
Phew. Good thing that its low velocity will prevent any deflector-shields from actually deflecting it, wouldn't want to get that pack right back into our hands, now would we?
Some other starship will surely take care of it, and as long as nobody opens fire at it, everything will be completely fine.
This concludes my report. I also refuse to accept any further responsibility on this matter, seeing as I have acted according to Fleet Directive #44 which states: "If it's not your problem anymore, then why are you still wasting our time?"
Man, that's a first. Grandma would be so proud of me, I'm sure.
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