31 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW - the conspiracy revealed
#31
Posted 31 January 2006 - 04:38 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#32
Posted 31 January 2006 - 05:21 PM
mousse.
But I suppose if she liked you enough you could charm her into mouse...
if resteraunts charged $60.00 for them, women would want them.
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#34
Posted 01 February 2006 - 10:00 AM
#35
Posted 01 February 2006 - 03:35 PM
Now you're just being silly... silly! Though, mouse mousse would be more appetizing than just regular mouse. Unless the tail was used to garnish the plate. That would be pretty bad.
This post has been edited by Dorothy: 01 February 2006 - 03:35 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#36
Posted 01 February 2006 - 08:03 PM
this is why girls like flowers. not because they're pretty and smell nice, but because they cost money, serve no pupose, and die shortly after...
women just like the idea of a man throwing his money away as a guesture... because the guy worked for it...
kind of like James Earl Jones in Connan, when he makes that girl jump off that balcony and die just to test her loyalty.
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#37
Posted 01 February 2006 - 11:26 PM
I don't mean to brag, but I have the best girlfriend ever.
#38
Posted 02 February 2006 - 07:29 AM
Tiny note: Color coded for convenience and because I have not too much better to do.
Dorothy Says:
REAL women say:
This list is stupid because:
Holy fuck was that funny. You guys have given me ideas about my next article.
This post has been edited by COBNAT: 02 February 2006 - 07:41 AM
Great Quotes Of The 21st Century/Cobnat gets serious!
Ron Paul At AntiWar.com/A Writing Guild For The Clinically Retarded/Death By Quotes/AntiWar/Early Justin Raimondo articles/In Defense Of Yoshiro Mori By Justin Raimondo/Vox Popoli
Evil Happens/This Is A Knife!/Minorities, too!/
AYBABTU/Che Guevara Action Figure!/Strange Humour
#39
Posted 02 February 2006 - 06:57 PM
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#40
Posted 02 February 2006 - 07:11 PM
barend: funny how the illustration that you used to prove your point was a man making a woman jump from a balcony...
As for flowers, I buy them for myself, but only when they are on clearance and because I feel sorry for them, since they are about to be thrown out and noone has appreciated them.
I wouldn't order mouse mousse. But I do see your point... its wrong, but I see it. Some people (men and women) have different priorities, and different expectations of how others should demonstrate their love. Some women (and men) expect expensive gifts and order expensive food. (As for me, all a guy would have to do is buy me a corndog and some cotton candy at the fair and go on the rides with me, and that would make my day.)
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#41
Posted 02 February 2006 - 07:26 PM
read the original article first...
then read mine... or don't... no one else did.
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#42
Posted 02 February 2006 - 08:25 PM
the way it should be...
This post has been edited by barend: 02 February 2006 - 08:25 PM
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#43
Posted 02 February 2006 - 08:49 PM
Great Quotes Of The 21st Century/Cobnat gets serious!
Ron Paul At AntiWar.com/A Writing Guild For The Clinically Retarded/Death By Quotes/AntiWar/Early Justin Raimondo articles/In Defense Of Yoshiro Mori By Justin Raimondo/Vox Popoli
Evil Happens/This Is A Knife!/Minorities, too!/
AYBABTU/Che Guevara Action Figure!/Strange Humour
#45
Posted 02 February 2006 - 10:16 PM
I showed to my friends and they thought it was gold...
but not one person even glanced at it here...
(except civillian#2, bless him)
otherwise i'd do this sort of thing more often.
This post has been edited by barend: 02 February 2006 - 10:18 PM
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