Necrophilliacs
#32
Posted 11 October 2005 - 07:56 PM
QUOTE (Dr Lecter @ Oct 11 2005, 06:54 PM)
I've already pledged my body to the International Institute of Large Penis', they want to run some tests to see if there's an explaination behind my situation.
It's that small? I'm sorry, man... It is indeed a medical condition.
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#36
Posted 12 October 2005 - 12:34 AM
Oh God people, I'm not even going to get into this. Reason is, because before you know it we'll all be comparing penis lengths. Then to prove that no one is lying we will be posting pictures of erections next to rulers. Some people (not naming any names) would feel slightly embaressed in the comparisons *cough* Lecter *cough*. Looks like I got in to this after all. I would almost list my length, but that wouldn't be very mature, and I'm sure some people would be pissed ... or jealous.
Ah, glad I got that out of my system.
Ah, glad I got that out of my system.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#37
Posted 12 October 2005 - 10:17 AM
Yeah sure, you guys can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
#38
Posted 12 October 2005 - 10:34 AM
QUOTE (Dr Lecter @ Oct 12 2005, 04:17 PM)
Yeah sure, you guys can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
No, my extremely large penis gets in the way.
#39
Posted 12 October 2005 - 10:34 AM
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Oct 10 2005, 10:35 PM)
What if they're moving?
If they're moving... well... most of the time they're not dead when they're moving...
#41
Posted 12 October 2005 - 11:42 AM
There is this cooler a friend of mine has, that has a ruler embossed on the lid. We were able eventually to guess that it's probably for measuring fish, so you can see if you have to throw them back, but before we got there someone suggested it was for those camping trips where all the guys get drunk and start talking about how big their dicks are. Well, I've never been on one of those camping trips, but now in my circle from time to time, when guys start bragging about shit, someone eventually says "break out the cooler!"
Also, my body will be laid to rest in the family mausoleum, fully enbalmed and accompanied by thirty slaves and a longship. It was in my father's will that way, and I wouldn't have been able to receive the ancestral manor if I did not agree. Also, the curse. I avoided the curse, which is good.
Sex with dead people ... eeeeew!
Also, my body will be laid to rest in the family mausoleum, fully enbalmed and accompanied by thirty slaves and a longship. It was in my father's will that way, and I wouldn't have been able to receive the ancestral manor if I did not agree. Also, the curse. I avoided the curse, which is good.
Sex with dead people ... eeeeew!
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
#43
Posted 12 October 2005 - 02:01 PM
What if they're the LIVING dead?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"