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Why Terrorists Will Attack If Kerry's Elected Tuesday, November 2, 2004

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Posted 02 November 2004 - 11:53 PM

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Bin Laden: Goal is to Bankrupt U.S.
Monday, November 1, 2004 Posted: 8:07 PM EST (0107 GMT)

(CNN) -- The Arabic-language network Al-Jazeera released a full transcript Monday of the most recent videotape from Osama bin Laden in which the head of al Qaeda said his group's goal is to force America into bankruptcy.

Al-Jazeera aired portions of the videotape Friday but released the full transcript of the entire tape on its Web site Monday.

"We are continuing this policy in bleeding America to the point of bankruptcy. Allah willing, and nothing is too great for Allah," bin Laden said in the transcript.

He said the mujahedeen fighters did the same thing to the Soviet Union in Afghanistan in the 1980s, "using guerrilla warfare and the war of attrition to fight tyrannical superpowers."

"We, alongside the mujahedeen, bled Russia for 10 years until it went bankrupt and was forced to withdraw in defeat," bin Laden said.

He also said al Qaeda has found it "easy for us to provoke and bait this administration."

"All that we have to do is to send two mujahedeen to the furthest point east to raise a piece of cloth on which is written al Qaeda, in order to make generals race there to cause America to suffer human, economic and political losses without their achieving anything of note other than some benefits for their private corporations," bin Laden said.

Al-Jazeera executives said they decided to post the entire speech because rumors were circulating that the network omitted parts that "had direct threats toward specific states, which was totally untrue."

"We chose the most newsworthy parts of the address and aired them. The rest was used in lower thirds in graphics format," said one official.

U.S. intelligence officials Monday confirmed that the transcript made public Monday by Al-Jazeera was a complete one.

As part of the "bleed-until-bankruptcy plan," bin Laden cited a British estimate that it cost al Qaeda about $500,000 to carry out the attacks of September 11, 2001, an amount that he said paled in comparison with the costs incurred by the United States.

"Every dollar of al Qaeda defeated a million dollars, by the permission of Allah, besides the loss of a huge number of jobs," he said. "As for the economic deficit, it has reached record astronomical numbers estimated to total more than a trillion dollars.

The total U.S. national debt is more than $7 trillion. The U.S. federal deficit was $413 billion in 2004, according to the Treasury Department.

"It is true that this shows that al Qaeda has gained, but on the other hand it shows that the Bush administration has also gained, something that anyone who looks at the size of the contracts acquired by the shady Bush administration-linked mega-corporations, like Halliburton and its kind, will be convinced.

"And it all shows that the real loser is you," he said. "It is the American people and their economy."

As for President Bush's Iraq policy, Bin Laden said, "the darkness of black gold blurred his vision and insight, and he gave priority to private interests over the public interests of America.

"So the war went ahead, the death toll rose, the American economy bled, and Bush became embroiled in the swamps of Iraq that threaten his future," bin Laden said.

U.S. government officials said Friday that the tape appeared to be authentic and recently made. It was the first videotaped message from the al Qaeda leader in nearly three years.

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It's all so clear now! If Bush loses, he can't add any more to the national deficit. Once the terrorists find that their plan to ruin the economy has failed, they'll have to resort to physical attacks again! Four more be -- years! For more years!

Thanks to J m HofMarN for this one!

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Posted 03 November 2004 - 12:35 AM

Bin Laden said our national debt was one trillion and then the writer went on to point out that it was actually 7 trillion. It's pretty sad when even our country's worst enemy is being optimistic about how screwed we are...

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"It is true that this shows that al Qaeda has gained, but on the other hand it shows that the Bush administration has also gained, something that anyone who looks at the size of the contracts acquired by the shady Bush administration-linked mega-corporations, like Halliburton and its kind, will be convinced. "And it all shows that the real loser is you," he said. "It is the American people and their economy."


I really want to argue with him seeing as he kind of blew up a really nice landmark but...

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 03 November 2004 - 12:41 AM

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Posted 03 November 2004 - 02:17 AM

We will score enough oil to pay for the war. Take it easy every one. Nobody starts wars like this unless there is profit to be made. IT's not like we are battling communisim or facists here. Oh wait, crazy muslims.
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Posted 03 November 2004 - 06:27 AM

I think the aforementioned Muslims have already caught on to that theory and they've been blowing up the oil infrastructure like nobody's business.

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Posted 03 November 2004 - 11:11 AM

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"It is true that this shows that al Qaeda has gained, but on the other hand it shows that the Bush administration has also gained, something that anyone who looks at the size of the contracts acquired by the shady Bush administration-linked mega-corporations, like Halliburton and its kind, will be convinced.

"And it all shows that the real loser is you," he said. "It is the American people and their economy."

As for President Bush's Iraq policy, Bin Laden said, "the darkness of black gold blurred his vision and insight, and he gave priority to private interests over the public interests of America.

Should we be concerned that one of America's biggest enemies has more idea what's going on in America than your average American? It scares the shit out of me, I can tell you.

If you've let that idiotic man back into your White House, I swear I'll jump out of the sodding window...

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Posted 03 November 2004 - 01:57 PM

And now it seems I'm contractually obliged to jump out the window, John Kerry conceded.

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Posted 03 November 2004 - 06:15 PM

Chyld- Find a first story window or jump out the window of a parked car. We can't afford to lose you in these dark times. And yeah, I can't really diagree with anything Bin Laden said on that tape, it's kind of weird. I thought for most of the time that he was just this crazy terrorist guy who knew nothing about how America works and then he came out with this.

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