[StarWarsIsUs]

FROM: GEORGE LUCAS TO: CHEFELF


Once in a while George Lucas will come to ChefElf and say a few comments outside of the interviews he gives. I'm not the only one who can receive his comments; he has promised to use many of us to get his point across, because of his unique egocentricities (sp?). (aka: you can post your own comments 'from' Lucas himself. Wink Wink... Wink... wink.)

January 26th 2006 comments:

HEY everyone! I'm practicing with my dumbells this evening. In one hand I have a 30 pound dumbell, and I am using the other hand to type. I alternate between arms... I don't want one arm to be buff and the other to be weak. Earlier today I went for a power-walk around Skywalker Ranch. Maybe if you guys submit your name, address, birth certificate, etc. I can put your names in a drawing... and I can draw a name, and whoever I draw, can come visit Skywalker Ranch and power-walk with me. Sound like a deal? Awesome.

PS: Greedo always shoots first. Han is a hero. He wouldn't shoot someone for no reason.

This post has been edited by StarWarsIsUs: 26 January 2006 - 02:18 PM

[ion eon]

I would love to go there

[CowboyCurtis]

I want to get pissed off his wine and really lay into him about the prequels.... of course, he'd have to pissed off the wine, too...

[StarWarsIsUs]

Beer tastes like piss. But wine can't be compared to piss because it is of much too high of quality to even be on the scale. And you can lay into the prequals all you want, I'll just retaliate with my knowledge and answers. I am the creator, after all.

-GL

[Otal Nimrodi]

So... George... Where did you get that AWFUL haircut?

[StarWarsIsUs]

I forgot the name of my barber. I think it is a female... or maybe a male. I don't remember right now. My haircut is fine though.

-GL

[Revan-47]

I rembember the member called george lucas who made a topic called "In my Defence". he had a howard the duck avatar. is this him?

[Storm]

Dear George,

1. Are you going to sue JK Rowling, creater of the Harry Potter series, for stealing all of your ideas?

2. During the release of ROTS in the theatres, should kids have been legalized to drive vehicles so they could see the movie as many times as possible. It doesn't matter if 10 people die, as long as you make an extra 13 bucks, right?

This post has been edited by Storm: 26 January 2006 - 06:23 PM

[StarWarsIsUs]

No, this is the first day I have been to these forums. It might have been one of my clones, though. You never can tell with clones. Ahh well.

Storm, your questions are intentionally annoying.

1) Star Wars is much better than Harry Potter. JK Rowling knows this so she decided to steal some things. Whatever. I don't care. But if she makes Harry 'turn to the darkside' in the seventh book, I will send one of my clones to assassinate her.

2) I'm not touching that question with a fifty-foot pole!

-GL

This post has been edited by StarWarsIsUs: 26 January 2006 - 09:39 PM

[Otal Nimrodi]

Dear Mr. Lucas.

I am a great fan of your Original Trilogy, and amazed at how you did it! Is it even possible to be that cool?

[StarWarsIsUs]

For everyone else but me it is impossible. Only I can be that cool. Remember that, and go tell it to your friends. My products, are the best products, hands down.

-GL

[Storm]

Dear Mr.Lucas,

Do you ever hide condoms or peanut butter cylinders in that delicious beard of yours? I figure a man like you needs to be ready for sex all the time.

[StarWarsIsUs]

The Bible does not condone premarital sex. So multiple sexual partners is only possible if you have multiple wives. This is an old practice going back to the Old Testament. That is why during all three movies of the Old Trilogy, Carrie Fisher and I went to get married in Vegas, have wild sex in expensive hotels, and then divorce the same night. Don't even get me started on Natalie Portman's deals with me.

-GL

This post has been edited by StarWarsIsUs: 27 January 2006 - 12:57 AM

[Jordan]

George, if you die can I have have your pocket watch?

[CowboyCurtis]

Don't even get me started on Natalie Portman's deals with me.

Natalie Portman? It seems more like you have a thing for Hayden. After all, you put his pretty boy image over Sebastion Shaw's in the ROTJSE, and he didn't even know about it. Were you trying to impress him or something. Hunh, Georgie? Hunh?

Come one, George, come out of the closet and admit you like man action.