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Posted 19 April 2004 - 09:57 AM

crafty gankers. wish i could steal floors. i'm currently affected with a compulsion to take traffic cones home.
have you tried going to every floor in the lift yet? i'd do that just for the hell myself! grab a cup of coffee on a break and go walkies, or in this case lifties. lots of fun.
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Posted 19 April 2004 - 10:54 AM

You could try stopping the lift between floors like in Being John Malkovich, maybe the extra floors weren't nicked, maybe they were just scaled down a bit.

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Posted 19 April 2004 - 01:04 PM

Its simple. They were flogged off on eBay to pay for ganja...
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Posted 19 April 2004 - 04:47 PM

Maybe they just mixed up the numbers of the floors, to see if anyone would notice. Or possibly the missing floors are located in another dimension. Or maybe someone lost them when they were putting the building together....

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Posted 19 April 2004 - 05:00 PM

Perhaps that's one of the more fun tasks they plan to give you once you've beermatted all the desk legs.

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Posted 19 April 2004 - 08:27 PM

Erm... huh.gif

Should I even bother asking what a "ganker" is? I'm assuming that's someone who steals office equipment or something, right?
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 01:20 AM

By Jove, I think she's got it.
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 03:28 AM

Sarcasm only gets you so far you know...
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 03:52 AM

I wonder what YZ would be without his sense of humor?
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 03:17 PM

(*slaps forehead*)

Oh go ahead and make fun of me. I opened myself up for that one and I knew it all along. dry.gif It’s not my fault that I am completely ignorant as to the ways and terminology of office work...or whatever it's from.
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 11:09 PM

Don't worry, I'd never heard of the stupid word either. If other people hadn't been using it, I'd have thought YZ made it up.
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Posted 20 April 2004 - 11:52 PM

What number are the missing floors? I've worked in two buildings and also see a few others that do not have the floor number 13. They go from 12 to 14. Perhaps that has something to do with it. There are a whole heap of 13th floors out there roaming the office blocks looking for a way to get accessed.
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Posted 21 April 2004 - 07:59 AM

There's several houses missing from various roads I've done paper rounds on...

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Posted 22 April 2004 - 04:31 PM

The Freemasons did it! It's all coming together now, damn, Allan Moore tried to warn us about this all along!
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 05:16 PM

And here I ask yet another stupid question for which I will most likely receive another sarcastic answer: what the hell is a freemason?

Somebody I know explained it to me before at some point, but I can't remember a word of what he said. I do remember a tiny bit of stuff from From Hell and at one point watching a Monty Python sketch involving someone wearing a giant pair of antlers, but that’s about it.
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