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#16
Posted 25 March 2004 - 03:08 AM
May I draw your attention to the films of Matilda, James and the Giant Peach, and the end of The Witches? Hollywood [bleep]. There was probably another, but that's all I remember.
The animated version of the BFG was alright...
The animated version of the BFG was alright...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#17
Posted 25 March 2004 - 04:38 AM
Did ye not see Matilda, man? That was just fucking unforgivable. As is the current treatment of Dr. Seuss material. It's probably worth a more in-depth future rant.
As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I realised that it could do with a lick of paint.
#19
Posted 25 March 2004 - 01:50 PM
Those were all classic books, torn to ribbons by H$llyw$$d. 'Nuff said.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#20
Posted 26 March 2004 - 02:24 AM
Chyld, that doesn't work. Using the term 'Micro$oft' works, because a dollar sign looks a bit like an S. What you have written should probably be pronounced 'Husllywussed'.
If one is prepared to be all cosmopolitan and international like, I would recommend this, instead:
'Ho₤₤ywood'
If one is prepared to be all cosmopolitan and international like, I would recommend this, instead:
'Ho₤₤ywood'
As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I realised that it could do with a lick of paint.
#21
Posted 26 March 2004 - 03:10 AM
1.) Hollywood - dollars
2.) It does look ridiculous and I blame my chemical intoke...
2.) It does look ridiculous and I blame my chemical intoke...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#22
Posted 31 March 2004 - 02:20 PM
Why can't we just degress into calling Hollywood a bunch of fucking retards instead of making clever play on letters (if you will)?
Sounds like a plan? Good.
Matilda seems to be on every Christmas, and I watch it, despite the fact its a pile of rubbish and it makes my skin crawl. Maybe I have better things to do.
Sounds like a plan? Good.
Matilda seems to be on every Christmas, and I watch it, despite the fact its a pile of rubbish and it makes my skin crawl. Maybe I have better things to do.
#23
Posted 31 March 2004 - 10:06 PM
the kid in the add says I want
-something to eat
-something exciting
-something to play with
but an exiting toy in a chocolate egg is technically one thing!!!
so the kid gets ripped off!!
-something to eat
-something exciting
-something to play with
but an exiting toy in a chocolate egg is technically one thing!!!
so the kid gets ripped off!!
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#24
Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:38 AM
QUOTE (Stalky @ Mar 31 2004, 02:20 PM)
Why can't we just degress into calling Hollywood a bunch of fucking retards instead of making clever play on letters (if you will)?
Sounds like a plan?
Sounds like a plan?
Meh, works for me. Was just making a point, was all...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#25
Posted 01 April 2004 - 04:59 PM
Quit calling "them" hollywood. Hollywood is a fucking town. Not everyone there butchered Roald Dahl.
Also, Yahtzee is right, H$llyW$$d looks fucking retarded.
So does Micro$oft.
"Well, it's the richest company in the nation, and I thought I was being clever when I decided-"
Shut the fuck up.
Also, Yahtzee is right, H$llyW$$d looks fucking retarded.
So does Micro$oft.
"Well, it's the richest company in the nation, and I thought I was being clever when I decided-"
Shut the fuck up.
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