Would the real Yahtzee Croshaw, please stand up? Zero Punctuation confusion
#1
Posted 29 January 2008 - 08:43 PM
Is it actually Yahtzee narating the Zero Punctuation videos anymore, and if it is, who narated the "Heavenly Sword / RE 5" video?
It sounds like someone completely different. The voice in the HS vid is deeper and seems to have a slightly different pattern then the current one, as if the current one is trying to mimic this one.
It's a conspiracy!
Or really strange microphone and production discrepencies.
I'm going with conspiracy
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It sounds like someone completely different. The voice in the HS vid is deeper and seems to have a slightly different pattern then the current one, as if the current one is trying to mimic this one.
It's a conspiracy!
Or really strange microphone and production discrepencies.
I'm going with conspiracy
!
#2
Posted 29 January 2008 - 09:07 PM
QUOTE (Toastie @ Jan 29 2008, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is it actually Yahtzee narating the Zero Punctuation videos anymore, and if it is, who narated the "Heavenly Sword / RE 5" video?
It sounds like someone completely different. The voice in the HS vid is deeper and seems to have a slightly different pattern then the current one, as if the current one is trying to mimic this one.
It's a conspiracy!
Or really strange microphone and production discrepencies.
I'm going with conspiracy
!
It sounds like someone completely different. The voice in the HS vid is deeper and seems to have a slightly different pattern then the current one, as if the current one is trying to mimic this one.
It's a conspiracy!
Or really strange microphone and production discrepencies.
I'm going with conspiracy
!
Watch the website originals, too.
Obviously when he got his first paycheck he got a better microphone.
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
#4
Posted 29 January 2008 - 10:49 PM
Maybe the real Yahtzee was being chased by an evil robot sent from the future to kill him, so the (older) Yahtzee from the future sent himself back in order to record more Zero Punctuation after the original Yahtzee was eventually killed by the evil robot. Makes sense, non?
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"Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head..."
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"Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head..."
Skip to the end.
#6
Posted 30 January 2008 - 06:19 AM
I don't mean to interrupt, but this is easily one of the worst titles for a thread topic I have ever seen. Were I a few years younger and a lot less wise, there'd be a facepalm.jpg below this sentence.
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#8
Posted 30 January 2008 - 12:41 PM
#10
Posted 31 January 2008 - 11:41 PM
QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Jan 31 2008, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shouldn't you be outside playing stickball or reading Shel Silverstein, Gobbler? Or whatever it is fifteen-year-olds do...
Pfft. No one plays stickball anymore. Everyone plays videogames now.
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#11
Posted 01 February 2008 - 12:36 AM
QUOTE (GoldenSeducer @ Jan 31 2008, 09:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pfft. No one plays stickball anymore. Everyone plays videogames now.
Yes, I often play virtual stickball.
We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune
#13
Posted 01 February 2008 - 08:43 AM
QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Feb 1 2008, 03:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shouldn't you be outside playing stickball or reading Shel Silverstein, Gobbler? Or whatever it is fifteen-year-olds do...
Where I live they tend to drink a lot mug old ladies and have underage sex.
Also stick ball is where you hit a ball with a stick pretty self explanatory I think.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.
That is one badass baby.
That is one badass baby.