Tits!
#1
Posted 15 October 2004 - 05:05 PM
You know what that tits joke reminded me of?
Anyone?
Didn't think so.
It's sort of like that one bit from a Monty Python computer game (the Meaning of Life one I believe). There's this giant ad in a city that says something about sex on it. When you click on it, your entire screen is taken up by big flashing lights and pictures of goats dressed in suggestive clothing, accompanied by lots of shouting to "look what this guy is doing over here." It must get a lot of funny looks if you're using speakers to play.
Sort of like what would happen if you clicked the tits link in a public place. Which I did. At school.
Luckily, nobody really notices what you do in that class.
Anyone?
Didn't think so.
It's sort of like that one bit from a Monty Python computer game (the Meaning of Life one I believe). There's this giant ad in a city that says something about sex on it. When you click on it, your entire screen is taken up by big flashing lights and pictures of goats dressed in suggestive clothing, accompanied by lots of shouting to "look what this guy is doing over here." It must get a lot of funny looks if you're using speakers to play.
Sort of like what would happen if you clicked the tits link in a public place. Which I did. At school.
Luckily, nobody really notices what you do in that class.
#2
Posted 15 October 2004 - 07:00 PM
Luckily, I never use the dorm's computer lab, so nobody ever sees what I do online or the horrible places my curiosity accidentally leads me to.
Hmph. If I wanted to see tits all I'd have to do is look down...boring!
Hmph. If I wanted to see tits all I'd have to do is look down...boring!
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#4
Posted 15 October 2004 - 10:32 PM
Well, look at it this way, you look down, and you can see something even better.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#7
Posted 16 October 2004 - 06:44 AM
If I look down, I can usually see my feet.
*refuses to be drawn into innuendo*
*refuses to be drawn into innuendo*
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Less Is More v4
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#9
Posted 16 October 2004 - 09:22 AM
Fair enough. Quite good if you're leaning your feet on a cold window. Like me. Chilly feet...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#11
Posted 16 October 2004 - 12:21 PM
(*crosses arms petulantly*)
How come nobody plays along when I say these things on purpose?
How come nobody plays along when I say these things on purpose?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#15
Posted 17 October 2004 - 12:53 AM
Well, lets face it. Penis' are ugly. Who would want to look at one? Breasts, on the other hand, have a certain charm about them.
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