GAME DAMAGE the game show that may be
#17
Posted 02 June 2009 - 11:22 PM
Congratulations! You're a winner!
"what do I win?" you will ask in your prepubescent voice that would make even Gary Glitter the paedophile stray in disappointment with his big latex costume. Well I would say you've wont he competition for being the biggest faggot award! I had a medal made form cardboard but in a sad attempt to give two shits I didn't make it. You may now go back to attempting felattio on yourself in a desperate bid to know what it feels like, you could always jsut txt a friend saying "Could you please give me a blowy I just want to know what it feels like, I will pay you" or rape a girl in the rain but she might bit your dick off, would be an improvement.. you're already a massive cunt anyway
happy days
#18
Posted 03 June 2009 - 07:53 AM
"what do I win?" you will ask in your prepubescent voice that would make even Gary Glitter the paedophile stray in disappointment with his big latex costume. Well I would say you've wont he competition for being the biggest faggot award! I had a medal made form cardboard but in a sad attempt to give two shits I didn't make it. You may now go back to attempting felattio on yourself in a desperate bid to know what it feels like, you could always jsut txt a friend saying "Could you please give me a blowy I just want to know what it feels like, I will pay you" or rape a girl in the rain but she might bit your dick off, would be an improvement.. you're already a massive cunt anyway
happy days
I'm serious. Don't.
This post has been edited by HerbertTheHamster: 03 June 2009 - 07:54 AM
#20
Posted 04 June 2009 - 06:08 AM
I'm serious. Don't.
You already have Mr Vulva I mean Volvo
Game Over: I must agree, but in the pilot he wasn't much of a hoot, rather tedious I found
#22
Posted 05 June 2009 - 01:31 AM
Who's he? I'm assuming by your patronising style of writing that he's a massive faggot who needs a good seeing to, much liek yourself
#23
Posted 05 June 2009 - 06:33 AM
Ps: Click here.
This post has been edited by HerbertTheHamster: 05 June 2009 - 06:33 AM
#24
Posted 05 June 2009 - 07:20 AM
Fate really has a subtle way of pushing people into the most-likely-to-become-a-comedian-corner.
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#25
Posted 05 June 2009 - 03:07 PM
He's not Alan Carr.
#26
Posted 07 June 2009 - 12:02 AM
Carr is queer thus rendering him useless to society, unlike his brother Jimmy
there's nothing wrong with being form Oxford, the OxBridge community has given most of the best comics to date, and Stephen Fry
This post has been edited by Jeremy Clarkson: 07 June 2009 - 12:02 AM
#27
Posted 07 June 2009 - 06:42 PM
Jimmy can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
#28
Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:22 PM
I'd gleefully take him up the chuff