Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It Tuesday, October 5, 2004
#16
Posted 06 October 2004 - 06:50 PM
Slade- The LSD or hallucinogen theory would make sense but once again this guy is seventy and thusly is not given to partying. It is possible he was drunk however and had some sort of freudian castration complex.
Civilian- I gotta say your theory is the best so far. I was thinking of putting forth a theory that his shady groundskeeper had dressed up as a chicken and made a lot of noise to trick him into cutting off his own penis so that he could lay claim to the silver mine under his house. And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for us meddling kids!
But no, I'm going to go wit the wife-chopping-toilet theory.
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#17
Posted 06 October 2004 - 09:27 PM
we're talking about the kind of sicko who was attampting to get head from a dog!!!
who knows what he's capable of...
also... "penut butter"...? ..."college student"...?
that's awfully specific stuff....
is there something you're not telling us?
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#18
Posted 06 October 2004 - 09:44 PM
Peanut butter college student is from the film road trip where this sort of thing is referenced.
Nope, I've been perfectly clear throughout this whole thing, I just want to get to the bottom of this mystery like the rest of you.
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#19
Posted 07 October 2004 - 09:22 AM
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#21
Posted 07 October 2004 - 06:32 PM
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#22
Posted 07 October 2004 - 09:59 PM
My life has no meaning anymore...
AH HAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH HHEHEHE HEAHAH...
that's great!!!
well bush was the pigfucker, so that rules him out...
this crime has more of clintonesque feel to it...
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#23
Posted 08 October 2004 - 02:03 AM
local newspapers describe the (rather unfortunate event) in a slightly different maner. Admitedly, the local Romanian version doesn't make anymore sense than the one Chef' already posted but here goes a reader's digest:
The guy's wife cannot sleep because of the noise one of the chickens made durring the night (question nr1: Aren't chickens supposed to fall asleep at sunset?)
The guy goes outside in his pijamas and slices the chicken's neck in the middle of the yard (chasing the chicken arround the yard, mind you). The slicing motion ends right where it shoudn't ... cutting a small part of the pijamas and a even smaller part of his penis... (question nr2: How drunk must you be to do this? ).
The guy is in so much pain he picks up the skin he just cut off and throws it away.. directly towards an unfortunate dog who just happens to belive the master is feeding him something (question nr3: Really? )
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#24
Posted 08 October 2004 - 02:47 AM
#25
Posted 08 October 2004 - 10:49 AM
Survival instinct keeps us from doing stuff that is that stupid, detrimental to ourselves. Especially when in comes to the sex organs. And think of all of the nerve endings that reside down there, and how much it would hurt to have it happen?
Although it's slightly easier to imagine the curve of someone's arm when in chopping motion ending low instead of high, I still maintain this story is bunk.
It's a shame the story is Romanian...
This post has been edited by Slade: 08 October 2004 - 10:54 AM
#26
Posted 08 October 2004 - 12:40 PM
film?!? what is a film?
that's what a guilty man would say!!!
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#27
Posted 08 October 2004 - 10:41 PM
I chopped off that man's penis and blamed the dog! -Insert DUM DUM DUM! sound effect-
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#28
Posted 10 October 2004 - 05:06 PM
*awkward pause*
*faint*
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#29
Posted 12 October 2004 - 09:28 AM
No, we do that whilst sunbathing at the beach.
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