[Chyld]

Well, since neither the expat Brits nor otherwise have bothered doing it, I'm going to write bollocks about the funnier FR search results, in the time honoured style:

-hentai gif
One thing searching for hentai, another searching hentai bloody GIF. Doesn't anyone use Google Image Search anymore?

-electrocution
Rather than whacking open a copy of Google, try eating the power cable on the monitor. While its on. Should give you a vague idea, and help with the whole Darwinism thing...

-girl orgasm
For this, you will need:
One girl
No computer
And not vice versa.

-oh noes
Well, while I can understand how that ended up here (Nightmare On Elm Street, anyone?), what the hell were they searching for?

I apologise for this pisspoor waste of your time. If only my blog had cool site stats like that, it'd save me loads of mental energy thinking of updates...