Found these a LONG while back then remebered them tonight in my sleep deprived stuper.
Well here you go, much like the laws of phisics, these rules appear everywhere and cannot be broken. Ever.
Rules of RPGs
and I wouldn't feel right about stealing this content unless I at least linked the homepage.
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Rules of RPGs
#1
Posted 16 May 2005 - 02:42 AM
The Power of Christ Impales You!
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
#2
Posted 16 May 2005 - 04:22 AM
Heh, I guess they only really applies to console games, but it's still amusing. Reminds me of the 'how to survive a console RPG' article we printed last year.
#5
Posted 16 May 2005 - 10:53 AM
But it is, really. The plot is the computers version of the DM. I love it's irrational power.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#6
Posted 16 May 2005 - 11:00 AM
Yeah I know. DMs, computer or otherwise, always has some irrational source of power that they use in a way that makes absolutely no sense.
Oh and here are two he forgot
1. Take everything that isn’t nailed down
2 If it is nailed down it just means that it is that much more important to your quest, get a crowbar.
Oh and here are two he forgot
1. Take everything that isn’t nailed down
2 If it is nailed down it just means that it is that much more important to your quest, get a crowbar.
The Power of Christ Impales You!
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
#9
Posted 16 May 2005 - 10:41 PM
By popular demand, here's a link to Glamis
And they left out the rule that royalty never has anything better to do than greet vagrants.
And they left out the rule that royalty never has anything better to do than greet vagrants.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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