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Doltish Deviants Deterred by Distinguished Ditties Wednesday, February 16, 2005

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 12:12 PM

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Co-op gets rid of yobs with some fine tuning
February 16, 2005

THE Co-op is to start playing classical music on loudspeakers outside its stores to deter gangs of youths.

The supermarket chain is introducing the music outside 21 stores in Scotland after trials last summer south of the border found that it drove teenagers away because it made the stores “uncool” places to hang out.

Then two weeks ago managers had dramatic results at a crime-hit store in leafy Newton Mearns, Glasgow. A gang of up to a dozen teenagers, who had intimidated staff and customers by loitering outside and sometimes shoplifting en masse, simply stopped gathering there.

Gerard Hill, of the Scottish Co-op, said: “Youngsters often congregate outside our stores, especially in communities where a convenience store may be the only place open after dark. Playing the music . . . can make life much easier.”

The music is not that of famous composers but is specially composed for the Co-op. Staff can adjust the volume.

http://www.timesonli...1486337,00.html


While it is quite amusing to think of gangs of idiots being driven off by a round of Tchicovsky (sp), I have to admit that this is plain and simple genius.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 12:52 PM

And as it happens, I love classical music! Perfect. biggrin.gif
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 02:09 PM

Actually, Chyld, it says that it's not using named composers. Can you really write modern music and call it classical? I think not!

And the trouble with that idea is that you'd have people like me start flocking to the store at night because classical music would make it cool to hang there.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 02:09 PM

Crappy duplicate post due to load errors.

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 02:13 PM

Hence why I put Tchicovsky, since nobody in this day and age cares for any composers that aren't at least 200 year-old skeletons.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 02:59 PM

There's plenty of modern classical music. (I own some.) It was written recently, but in the style of the classical composers. Come to that, 'classical' actually refers to a specific period, not just anything pre-20th century - but most people don't bother making the distinction.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 04:32 PM

see, now we're going to get mobs of those trouble-making classical music listeners loitering around instead. happy.gif
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 05:24 PM

simple fact of the matter is there are only two kinds of music troublesome youth listen to...

try hard gangsta hip hop (not the authentic stuff)
and pretty much anything top 40.

i think the same results could have been acheived playing Slayer, Ministry, and Bolt thrower.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 09:58 PM

Around here, they tried that for a while at 7-11s with "easy listening" music. No way to tell whether it was successful, since they didn't keep it up long.

Modern music composed for orchestra is called "orchestra" Music more than 50 years old composed for orchestra is called "classical." Nobody uses these terms right.

Anyway, I agree that some might start hanging around to listen. They really want to chase the kids away, they should play Josh Groban. Yeesh.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 11:10 PM

They should unleash dogs on them, with bees in their mouths, with poison on the bees, and the man eating virus on the poison.

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Posted 17 February 2005 - 03:09 AM

Crap, they didn't even have to pay for some composer to write all that music... Does anyone know how much a 10 disk 80's music set costs? Not only would the run away, they would never dare come back.
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Posted 17 February 2005 - 04:28 AM

True. But they still want to retain customers though.


However, on the subject of good music for driving people away, Toys'r'Us is good at that. I remember one day I wanted some colouring pencils and I thought "Ah... Toys'r'Us. They must have a good range."

But as soon as I walked in, their freakin' advertising jingle began its merciless assault and I fled as quickly as I could.
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Posted 17 February 2005 - 05:14 PM

some sort of sprinkler system couldn't hurt...
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Posted 17 February 2005 - 11:13 PM

Barend, here's the mental image you have now given me:

"NO! Bad posers! Get away from my store! (*squirts them with a spray bottle of water*)"
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Posted 18 February 2005 - 12:10 AM

shea... if it were my store i'd just walk out and urinate on the toughest looking one.
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