ANother ROTs spoiler that you guys will hate
#1
Posted 22 March 2005 - 04:04 PM
well its about that yoda dude .............
the entrance to the Jedi Temple, a hunchback brings forth a baby to the disguised Clone Troopers. In the hunback's arms is a small baby. The hunchbank presents the baby to the Clone Trooper, claiming it is a Jedi.
"Anyone could grab some deformed kid and claim it's anything they want. How do you know it's a Jedi?" asks the Sergeant.
The baby replies: "My lightsaber, the first clue would be, hmm?"
Suddenly, a green saber ignites, slashing across the sergeant's face. The hunchback man rights himself and a blue blade appears.
In a clipped Coruscant accent, Obi-Wan states: "Please don't try to resist. No one has to get hurt."
The men of Decoy Squad Five attack. None of them survive.
n a scene designed for Kashyyyk, Yoda covers himself in mud and acts like a madman in an effort to throw off deadly Clone Troopers.
According to the book, the Kashyyyk scene was put in the movie to show us how serious and wise Master Yoda is capable of performing simple tricks, like he did later with Luke in ESB.
dig in boys...........
#2
Posted 22 March 2005 - 04:59 PM
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#3
Posted 22 March 2005 - 07:48 PM
but it is pretty undignified.
UTF. i'm lost...
i can't remember where you stand on the whole SW thing...
so, where do you stand on the whole SW thing again?
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#4
Posted 22 March 2005 - 11:27 PM
I can't wait to type billions of gigabytes worth of criticism about this.
George Lucas is doing nothing but feeding my urge to bash him even more, perhaps I am being driven by His Evilness to the Darkside.
~ Voltaire (1694-1778)
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#5
Posted 23 March 2005 - 02:23 AM
There will be a scene in ROTS where Palpatine ties Yoda up and fucks him in the ass until Bruce Willis comes in and has a saber duel with Palpatine that results in him stealing Palpatines ship.
Really, that's the only thing I can imagine them doing to further defame Yoda and since Lucas is going for "dark" I think its possible.
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#6
Posted 23 March 2005 - 03:04 AM
And about that comment I heard once about bringing tissues to the movies... I guess maybe the tears they'll be shedding are those of 'I can't believe Star Wars has gone so low' rather than 'oh, what a sad ending!'
#7
Posted 23 March 2005 - 02:55 PM
"A cap in his ass want I you to put, nizzle mine!"
And Mace says "Nigga what?"
#8
Posted 23 March 2005 - 03:37 PM
Gratuitous, primitive, and indicative of Puer Aeternus thinking this is.
Give me Empire Yoda any day. That rascal would save this Republic of simpletons all on his own and make Palpatine look like the one-eyed confidence man in the kingdom of the blind that he is.
- rangwe
#10
Posted 25 May 2005 - 08:04 AM
took me awhile to find this old thread...
But aren't we all glad this scene didn't make the cut???
The problem is that he does listen to fans, the prepubescent and adolescent ones who cavort with his daughter, love N'sync, play SW videogames, and watch the cartoons. His original cadre of fans have been tapped, time for fresh blood.
#11
Posted 25 May 2005 - 08:53 AM
There will be a scene in ROTS where Palpatine ties Yoda up and fucks him in the ass until Bruce Willis comes in and has a saber duel with Palpatine that results in him stealing Palpatines ship.
Really, that's the only thing I can imagine them doing to further defame Yoda and since Lucas is going for "dark" I think its possible.
Bruce Willis should have played Yoda in the prequels
#12
Posted 25 May 2005 - 08:59 AM