The heyday of Chefelf's extinct beverage reviews, if I'm not mistaken, was before the terrorist attacks on the WTC, before Bush went and started wars everywhere, and before Emo got popular. Now I'm not saying it's Chefelf's fault for not using his extinct beverage reviews to prevent these occurences, I'm just makin' an observation is all. The observation that there hasn't been a terrorist attack or a war started since this article was posted, and that as our elected cutest redcloud brother representative, Chefelf has an obligation to continue to protect us.
I loved the testimonials from "real" customers. I know exactly what they mean when they say that a drink with some crushed up mint in it is able to keep them young forever. I guess that's what Sean Connery was drinking in Indiana Jones and the Last Crucade. It may seem silly to allege that a drink can give such wonderful medical benefits, but I've tried it. I'm drinking Hi-C right now to cure that bothersome case of leprosy I have and... oh there goes my finger, gotta run.
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 13 March 2006 - 04:53 PM