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I point out that Barend has it, making you and your imaginary ring disappear in a puff of logic. I then tie Barend up next to Cristopher Walken and cut off a finger of each.
I then put a spell on the ring that only the person that can tell me what movie I referenced there will be able to lift it.
Steal the precious. What do you think?
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Posted 22 July 2005 - 06:06 PM
I tell you that I think you got that from the Hitchiker's guide. Then I take the ring, and punch you.
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Posted 22 July 2005 - 07:36 PM
I say the words "Suicide Kings" and the ring appears on my hand. I wield it and use it to beat your face into a bloody mess. I then watch a Night in Barend.
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Posted 22 July 2005 - 07:38 PM
You fall asleep watching a Night in Barend and I steal the precious from you.
This post has been edited by SithAvenger: 22 July 2005 - 07:38 PM
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Posted 22 July 2005 - 08:11 PM
I cut your hand off and toss you into the teleport into hell.
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Posted 22 July 2005 - 11:04 PM
You die and go to hell. In hell, I kick your ass and steal the ring.
# of deaths: Who cares?
# of deaths: Who cares?
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Posted 23 July 2005 - 02:18 AM
I nab a shruiken catapult from a passing Eldar, and pin you to the wall in a hail of fire. I substitute the contents of a drug mules stomach for the precious, and send him on his way.
References to Warhammer 40K: 1
Nifty shruikens used (total): 15
Laxatives used: 1 packet
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Grammes of cocaine thieved: 25
References to Warhammer 40K: 1
Nifty shruikens used (total): 15
Laxatives used: 1 packet
Drug mules abused: 1 by me, millions by others
Grammes of cocaine thieved: 25
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Posted 24 July 2005 - 06:39 PM
i put on an iron shirt
and send chyld from the earth
i send him to outer space
to find another race
(somewhere in there i take the ring).
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as long as she gets her kit off...
and send chyld from the earth
i send him to outer space
to find another race
(somewhere in there i take the ring).
regae songs used: 1
QUOTE (Slade @ Jul 22 2005, 12:10 AM)
And read his counter statement closely, barend...
as long as she gets her kit off...
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