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My Family Threatened The Chain mail menace is on again!

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Posted 26 February 2006 - 02:56 AM

I got a chain letter, but this one was different... very different... It started out like this:

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here just do it

Body: most people aren't sure of what they realy want in life. I received this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy, this really works!!!!

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I didnt know what to make of it until I scrolled down further and it gave me some instructions:

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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!
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Fair enough, so I closed my eyes and said:

COBNAT
COBNAT
COBNAT

Then I realised that this sounded a bit off... so I changed it to Pamala Anderson.

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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say it to your self 6 times!!
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It was getting much more interesting so I said:

Take over the world
Take over the world
Take over the world
Take over the world
Take over the world
Take over the world

I thought I might start at something small.

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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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I smiled and said:

All of the above
All of the above
All of the above
All of the above
All of the above
All of the above
All of the above
All of the above
All of the above

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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 1 special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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I chuckled and said:

SEX, HOT VIRGIN
SEX, HOT VIRGIN
SEX, HOT VIRGIN
SEX, HOT VIRGIN
SEX, HOT VIRGIN
SEX, HOT VIRGIN
SEX, HOT VIRGIN
SEX, HOT VIRGIN
SEX, HOT VIRGIN
SEX, HOT VIRGIN
SEX, HOT VIRGIN
SEX, HOT VIRGIN

By this time I was getting pretty tired... then it said close to the end...

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Now pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories.

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I was shocked as I read the "stories":

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First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

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The entire time I read this "example" I couldnt help but notice that is said something about a crush since kindergarden and yet thats all it said about it... are we to assume the crush died too? I asked a scientist who studied chain letters, he said "I would think so".

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Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and married each other to live happily forever.

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Freddie D is NOT a nerdy name, at ALL. I just wanted to point that out. Second, how (if he is a nerd) does he know 51 people? I wonder if he never sent the letter would the girl "confess her love".
"They grew up and married each other to live happily forever" From this evidence it tells me that it was a long time ago, long before the internet was made (becouse no one in the past 10 years would be called Freddie D) so if he had gotten a letter, how did he send it to 51 people? Questions... questions with no answers...

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Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought himNintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since.

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Regarding the phone call, I think it went something like this:

"Jordan Johnson, this is the lottery, you just won the lottery!!!" laugh.gif
"Wow, I didnt even buy the ticket!" blink.gif
"You didnt have too!" biggrin.gif
"But I didnt know you guys made house calls... " huh.gif
"Look, do you want the money or not!?" dry.gif

As for the rest... I just ate a bucket of Icecream and dont feel like talking about it.

But you can clearly see in the first example that they threatened my family! Even though both my parents were horribly murdered when I was younger, I still have cousins, aunts and uncles I care about! So I have told the Police about this... they are making an inquiry.

(edit)

be nice sad.gif

This post has been edited by COBNAT: 26 February 2006 - 02:58 AM

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Posted 27 February 2006 - 01:23 AM

Well gee, dont everyone try to comment all at once.
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 12:56 AM

I laughed, but if you "Be with" with anyone in the world, you'd choose Pamela Anderson? At least pick someone a little younger and with more skin than plastic, or someone who's fun and shows marginal intelligence...
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 01:03 AM

Hell, I don't even think you can play the lottery if you're under 18. It could vary I suppose, but this is a kid we're talkin about here.

Still Cobnat, I liked most of what you picked to say.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 06:02 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 27 2006, 09:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I laughed, but if you "Be with" with anyone in the world, you'd choose Pamela Anderson? At least pick someone a little younger and with more skin than plastic, or someone who's fun and shows marginal intelligence...


Who is hot AND has marginal intelligence?

QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Feb 27 2006, 10:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hell, I don't even think you can play the lottery if you're under 18. It could vary I suppose, but this is a kid we're talkin about here.

Still Cobnat, I liked most of what you picked to say.


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Posted 28 February 2006 - 06:19 AM

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Feb 28 2006, 06:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who is hot AND has marginal intelligence?
Thanks biggrin.gif

I don't think Pam Anderson is hot, but she does have marginal intelligence. I prefer average to substantial myself, generally somewhere between the two is fine.

Funny stuff with the chain letter nonsense, but really what ground can we cover here? Chai letters are idiotic. 'nuff said.
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 10:55 AM

QUOTE (civilian_number_two @ Feb 28 2006, 03:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't think Pam Anderson is hot, but she does have marginal intelligence. I prefer average to substantial myself, generally somewhere between the two is fine.


To be honest I dont find Pamy very hot either, there was another girl I was going to use but I forget her name... and I was watching "Stacked" right before I made this so I thought what the hell...

QUOTE (civilian_number_two @ Feb 28 2006, 03:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Funny stuff with the chain letter nonsense, but really what ground can we cover here? Chai letters are idiotic. 'nuff said.


What the hell are Chai letters?
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 11:11 AM

Let me explain it by slapping my forehead.

*slaps his forehead*

Got it now?

(P.S.: Add an 's' to the word and it'll make sense.)

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 11:35 AM

I think you meant 'n'... if not, then what the hell are Chais letters? tongue.gif
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 11:40 AM

*sigh* ... and here I was hoping for COBNAT to go completely nuts while searching the meaning of 'Chais'... crying.gif

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 01:48 PM

Oh.

You have to let me know the next time you're putting into action your devious plots...

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 05:48 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Feb 28 2006, 08:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Let me explain it by slapping my forehead.

*slaps his forehead*

Got it now?

(P.S.: Add an 's' to the word and it'll make sense.)


I was being sarcastic, trying to point out the mistake, but I guess nextime Ill have to just tell them they made a gramatical error even though people hate that.
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 07:26 PM

Nah, just use a smiley next time
Like this one tongue.gif
or this one biggrin.gif
or zorro.gif
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 08:20 PM

QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Feb 28 2006, 04:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nah, just use a smiley next time
Like this one tongue.gif
or this one biggrin.gif
or zorro.gif


Ok wink.gif
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 11:00 PM

the only reason things worked out for that jordan johnson wanker are because he's a chicken shit conformist who listened to pepsi endorsed music like lick bizcunt and kid cock!

if you follow the rules and have no soul everything will always work out for you...

although... COBNAT, if you had followed the instructions it would have been you at the kid rock concert and you could have asked the inbred hick for pamela andersons phone number...

oh well... live and learn


...also, i always return chainletters threatening to make it rain fire on the sender if they send me one again. i haven't seen any for a while...

the bonus being that you usually know the sender... so they know i can make it rain fire
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