''No, I am your father'' fun board. Make fun of the most famous line ever...
#32
Posted 05 July 2005 - 02:57 AM
V: Obi-Wan never told you what happenned to your mother.
L: He told me enough. He told me you killed her.
V: No, Luke, I am your father.
L: Wait, that doesn't make sense, how come Obi Wan told me that you killed him?
V: He was speaking metaphorically I think.
L: Well fuck me. You'd think that such an important life lesson would be signposted with a little more than a straight faced ill thought out metaphor.
Vader turns off his light sabre, removes his helmet, rubs his missing eyebrows, frowns and continues - well what do you suggest?
L: Well, some kind of arm signal perhaps? Or a wink, or even a hand around the shoulder and a whispered "I am speaking (dramatic pause) metaphorically of course.
V: You think you have issues. That prick cut me to shit and left me to burn. Look at the eyebrows. Look at them!!!!
L: You know what. Fuck Obi Wan, we should join and kick his arse.
V: He's dead, I sliced him kind of in episode iv.
L: I saw that, he disapeared as you sliced through him, wierd. Well .... what about if I kill you, then in my next vision you can king hit him. And Yoda.
V: Yoda's in your visions too!!! Brilliant, I owe him a thing or two for that "ignore you feelings" bullshit. Why marry Natalie Portman if you have to ignore your feelings????
Emperor: Ok, so what's going down, I'm almost out of cackling energy here?
L: Ok, I am going to kill Dad, then you can die, I think although you never know with Lucas at the helm, then Dad's going to bitch slap Yoda and Obi Wan.
Emperor: Kill me two, I have a settle to score with Lucas.
L: I'm sorry to bum you out, but Lucas...... he has killed much , but he still lives.
Emperor:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
L: He told me enough. He told me you killed her.
V: No, Luke, I am your father.
L: Wait, that doesn't make sense, how come Obi Wan told me that you killed him?
V: He was speaking metaphorically I think.
L: Well fuck me. You'd think that such an important life lesson would be signposted with a little more than a straight faced ill thought out metaphor.
Vader turns off his light sabre, removes his helmet, rubs his missing eyebrows, frowns and continues - well what do you suggest?
L: Well, some kind of arm signal perhaps? Or a wink, or even a hand around the shoulder and a whispered "I am speaking (dramatic pause) metaphorically of course.
V: You think you have issues. That prick cut me to shit and left me to burn. Look at the eyebrows. Look at them!!!!
L: You know what. Fuck Obi Wan, we should join and kick his arse.
V: He's dead, I sliced him kind of in episode iv.
L: I saw that, he disapeared as you sliced through him, wierd. Well .... what about if I kill you, then in my next vision you can king hit him. And Yoda.
V: Yoda's in your visions too!!! Brilliant, I owe him a thing or two for that "ignore you feelings" bullshit. Why marry Natalie Portman if you have to ignore your feelings????
Emperor: Ok, so what's going down, I'm almost out of cackling energy here?
L: Ok, I am going to kill Dad, then you can die, I think although you never know with Lucas at the helm, then Dad's going to bitch slap Yoda and Obi Wan.
Emperor: Kill me two, I have a settle to score with Lucas.
L: I'm sorry to bum you out, but Lucas...... he has killed much , but he still lives.
Emperor:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#35
Posted 06 July 2005 - 08:12 PM
V: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
L: He told you enough, he told me you killed him!
V: No Luke, not that, he never told you the other bit.
L: Great Pilot? Good friend? Wnated me to have your lightsaber?
V: No, still not it.
L: Then what?
V: My wife... was Natalie Portman.
L: Noooooo!
L: He told you enough, he told me you killed him!
V: No Luke, not that, he never told you the other bit.
L: Great Pilot? Good friend? Wnated me to have your lightsaber?
V: No, still not it.
L: Then what?
V: My wife... was Natalie Portman.
L: Noooooo!
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#36
Posted 10 July 2005 - 12:24 AM
Luke: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
Vader: He told me you killed him!
Vader: No, Obi-Wan is your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*When Luke is screaming, Vader kills him*
Vader: Man, that was easy!
Vader: He told me you killed him!
Vader: No, Obi-Wan is your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*When Luke is screaming, Vader kills him*
Vader: Man, that was easy!
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#38
Posted 10 July 2005 - 12:51 AM
Vader: Obi-wan never told you about your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you, Whah?
(at this moment, the gunship of the renegade clone trooper platoon swoops down towards Luke and Vader)
General Yoda: Future in motion. ALWAYS.
(Luke falls off the platform, but the gunship catches him and carries him away.)
Vader: NNOOOOOOOOO!
Obi-wan: Now really. Don't you understand? The party is over Darth.
Rideable Lizard: ARRACCKKK
(Rideable Lizard swings tale, knocking Vader off of platform, falling to his death. Obi-wan covers head in hood and vanishes.)
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you, Whah?
(at this moment, the gunship of the renegade clone trooper platoon swoops down towards Luke and Vader)
General Yoda: Future in motion. ALWAYS.
(Luke falls off the platform, but the gunship catches him and carries him away.)
Vader: NNOOOOOOOOO!
Obi-wan: Now really. Don't you understand? The party is over Darth.
Rideable Lizard: ARRACCKKK
(Rideable Lizard swings tale, knocking Vader off of platform, falling to his death. Obi-wan covers head in hood and vanishes.)
#39
Posted 14 July 2005 - 02:39 AM
great one, despondent.
Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father.
'He told me how he died - never told me anything about his life'
Here - watch these DVDs and find out. (Hands luke PT DVDS)
... seven hours pass...
'NOOOOOOO! That's not true - that's impossible!' (plummet)
Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father.
'He told me how he died - never told me anything about his life'
Here - watch these DVDs and find out. (Hands luke PT DVDS)
... seven hours pass...
'NOOOOOOO! That's not true - that's impossible!' (plummet)
#43
Posted 10 September 2005 - 01:11 PM
V: No, I am your father
L: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
V: Come on son, it's not that bad, we can rule the galaxy together.
L: Not that bad!?! I've just found out that the son of the biggest loser in the whole galaxy. Also *points accusing finger* you screwed up your marriage with Natalie Portman you MORON!
V: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
L: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
V: Come on son, it's not that bad, we can rule the galaxy together.
L: Not that bad!?! I've just found out that the son of the biggest loser in the whole galaxy. Also *points accusing finger* you screwed up your marriage with Natalie Portman you MORON!
V: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#44
Posted 10 September 2005 - 01:16 PM
V: No, I am your mother's husband
L: It means you aren't my father
V: Obi-Wan is your father, but now I have kill him...
L: Nooo!!!! He's alive, he's a ghost now!
Obi: Hehehe, it seems you're completely useless now Ani...
L: Ha! They call you Ani!!! Hahaha!
V: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
L: It means you aren't my father
V: Obi-Wan is your father, but now I have kill him...
L: Nooo!!!! He's alive, he's a ghost now!
Obi: Hehehe, it seems you're completely useless now Ani...
L: Ha! They call you Ani!!! Hahaha!
V: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!