Happy Easter all! - Chefelf.com Night Life

Something that's always confused me: how the hell does somebody link the supposed death and resurrection of Jesus, to a giant invisible rabbit delivering brightly colored candy-filled eggs and chocolate bunnies to Christian children all over the world? Or link his birth to a fat old man with a flying sleigh doing much of the same thing, only less with the eggs and bunnies and more with shiny plastic electronic toys?

You know, there's been much less confusion in my life since I stopped going to church...

I'll keep my fingers crossed about your girlfriend being non-preggers if that'll help any, Icey, but look at it this way, at least she's someone you care about instead of someone you barely know, like a one night stand or something (I hear about that kind of stuff a lot down here)...er (*looks sheepish*)...that's supposed to be comforting, but I think it just came out rude...

I knew what you meant, Jane, if that makes you feel any better.

*gives chocolate to skinny* Happy Easterday.

You can have mine since I dont care much for chocolate.

Campus is beautiful these days, which is one of the perks of college as opposed to highschool. There are these lovely trees that are blossoming and the petals are like a light snowfall. If it was in a movie, I'd think it was very corny, but since it's in real life, it's very lovely.

I suppose I'm lucky that I was only forced to go to church for a very short while before my mother and sister gave up on me. I was only extremely confused for a brief two-week stint before I managed my great escape.

I helped hide the eggs for my cousins, and it was kind of sad that all the adults kept finding ways to sneak some of the candy out of the eggs under some false pretense, so some of the eggs were empty when the children got them.

The children are so cute now.

I usually avoid family functions since I hate my family, but it is fun to see the changes that have cropped up during my absence. One of the bad things is that I've become something of a legend or myth to the younger generations, so when I am there, I never get left alone, which can get somewhat annoying. Their sweetness makes up for it though.