Steal the precious. What do you think?
#34
Posted 14 July 2005 - 02:20 AM
I disguise myself as a waiter when ChefElf takes Jen out to a fancy restaurant and slip in a special food developed by Dr. Connors that makes Chef's teeth rot. I then route his dentist calls to myself, hidden in an unmarked van full of lots of useless computer-type equipment. I schdule an appointment with him at a seedy vacant building and when he arrives and sits at the dentist's chair, I gas him, take his gold tooth, and a kidney for good measure. Then I leave him there and then have Superman fly the tooth backwards around the earth until it becomes The Precious again. When he lands and gives it to me, I realize I've wasted my time on a silly magic ring, so I throw it into the trash because I'm better than that. Then I kick Icey in the groin because somebody needed it.
Crazy-ass-plans implimented: 1
Comic book characters referenced: 2
Movie cliches bogarted: 3
Disguises used: 1
Internal organs stolen: 1
Times been pretentious: 1
Unhappy people: 2
Shots to the groin: 3
Crazy-ass-plans implimented: 1
Comic book characters referenced: 2
Movie cliches bogarted: 3
Disguises used: 1
Internal organs stolen: 1
Times been pretentious: 1
Unhappy people: 2
Shots to the groin: 3
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#41
Posted 14 July 2005 - 11:44 PM
funnily enough, as soon as you step on to mars, i'm there and i beat you to death with the lifless semi corps of QUATO (former-resistance leader on mars)
needless to say i take the ring form you cold and in urgent need of medical attention hand....
i piss of to pluto and sit sleeping at a desk with a mallet nearby waiting for the inevitable...
mutant beatings: 1
mutants torn from marshal bells chest: 1
interplanitary ambushes: 1
needless to say i take the ring form you cold and in urgent need of medical attention hand....
i piss of to pluto and sit sleeping at a desk with a mallet nearby waiting for the inevitable...
mutant beatings: 1
mutants torn from marshal bells chest: 1
interplanitary ambushes: 1
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#43
Posted 15 July 2005 - 07:22 AM
I repatedly kick you in the groin untill the precious comes out, with an unnaturally large amount of blood. I mock you, fly to Mars and reattach the ring to SithAvenger's hand, just so I can watch someone mutilate his mangled body.
Blows to the groin (replaces shots): 472
Trips to Mars: 2
Passing the Precious on: 2
Blows to the groin (replaces shots): 472
Trips to Mars: 2
Passing the Precious on: 2