Steal the precious. What do you think?
#1
Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:31 PM
The point of the game is to steal the precious (the one ring), and give a count. An example would be Chefelf's "severed hand count". What one does is one describes how one steals the precious. The great thing about this game is that n00bs wont come here. One can't do it in just a few words. I hope.
I have the precious, by the way. And start!
(If I screwed anything up, Mirithorn. Tell me, and I will ignore you)
I have the precious, by the way. And start!
(If I screwed anything up, Mirithorn. Tell me, and I will ignore you)
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#5
Posted 11 July 2005 - 09:24 PM
Icey jumps in through your window, smashing the robokiller to smithereens and using his gun to shoot you in the nuts, rendering Sith Avenger unconscious. Then I steal the precious.
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
#6
Posted 11 July 2005 - 09:32 PM
Well, God didn't want me in heaven so he revived me. Then I planted a granade in your house, killed you and stole the precious.
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
Houses blown up:1
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
Houses blown up:1
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#8
Posted 11 July 2005 - 11:14 PM
Well the anvil didn't kill me so I stab you until you vomit the precious. When you vomit it, I steal the precious.
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1
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#9
Posted 12 July 2005 - 01:30 PM
I sic my attack hedgehog on you, and use a sanitary napkin to wipe off the precious.
(I think it's a good Idea for everyone to have a complete list of the actions at the bottom of thier post so that people don't have to sift through twenty pages to find all the actions.)
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1
Attack hedgehogs sicced: 1
Sanitary napkins used: 1
(I think it's a good Idea for everyone to have a complete list of the actions at the bottom of thier post so that people don't have to sift through twenty pages to find all the actions.)
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1
Attack hedgehogs sicced: 1
Sanitary napkins used: 1
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#10
Posted 12 July 2005 - 02:34 PM
The puppy of doom bites the hand where you have the irng, steals it and then he gives the ring to me.
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1
Attack hedgehogs sicced: 1
Sanitary napkins used: 1
Hands bitten: 1
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1
Attack hedgehogs sicced: 1
Sanitary napkins used: 1
Hands bitten: 1
Sorry, you won't be seeing a smartass sig here. Try with the next poster.
#11
Posted 12 July 2005 - 04:08 PM
Well, I still have my BFG, remember?
Thanks for the precious, by the way. I took it from one of your remaining pieces.
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1
Attack hedgehogs sicced: 1
Sanitary napkins used: 1
Hands bitten: 1
BFG shots fired: 1
Sith Avengers blown to bits: 1
(something tells me this list will be very long in no time...)
Thanks for the precious, by the way. I took it from one of your remaining pieces.
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1
Attack hedgehogs sicced: 1
Sanitary napkins used: 1
Hands bitten: 1
BFG shots fired: 1
Sith Avengers blown to bits: 1
(something tells me this list will be very long in no time...)
#12
Posted 12 July 2005 - 06:30 PM
catching an unusually large south-bound trout in a nearby river i notice the commotion and seeing the precious renders Coco unconscious with an uppercut to the jaw with the huge fish. I take the ring and allow it to enlarge to a suitiable "cock-ring" size to, as gandalf would say,: keep it safe!!!
who wants to steel it now
people knocked out by large south-bound trout uppercut: 1
who wants to steel it now
people knocked out by large south-bound trout uppercut: 1
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#15
Posted 13 July 2005 - 12:11 AM
I go off to the pet shop to buy a million hamsters and set them loose on the mine feild. After all the pretty esplosions, I use my metal detector to find the damned thing among all the debries. Suck it.
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Hamsters bought: 1,000,000,000
Minefeilds disarmed: 1
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Hamsters bought: 1,000,000,000
Minefeilds disarmed: 1
Number of peta activist pissed off: Who cares?
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