QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Jun 17 2005, 05:59 PM)
Just practice for his pronunciation of 'democracy' in the stand-off with anakin on mustafar.
*suddenly the scene changes to black & white*
*For some reason Obi-Wan has gained several pounds, a small Chaplain-esque moustache, and a large derby hat. Likewise Anakin has donned a similar hat and has become much skinnier and his ears have grown in size.*
Oliver Kenobi: Stanley and I will handle this. *primly gets out lightsaber with exaggerated emphasis from a large suitcase, while his companion gets his out of a comically large carpet-bag*
Chancellor Palpatine (suddenly wearing comical fake moustache): (Melodramatically) OOoooo, Get help Sirs! Don't you know he's a Sith Lord!
Oliver Kenobi: Your Excellency... Sith Lords... are our spesh-eal-ity, aren't they Stanley? *realizes that Stanley Skywalker is in the process of trying to sneak away*
Oliver Kenobi *kicks him in the butt*: Would you get back here!
Stanley Skywalker (a little too loudly): Listen I didn't know he was a Sith Lord. You never told me that, maybe this isn't such a good idea *starts to argue* *Dooku looks on, annoyed*
Ollie: Always thinking of yourself. Haven't I done enough for you without you always trying to put the blame on me! Now get over there and attack his left flank. Selfish! *smacks him again* *Stan smacks him back*
Ollie: Don't you hit me! *shoves him towards Dooku* Left flank, *as Stan goes wrong direction* LEFT!
Stan: *does famous crying/whining schtick as he heads into battle* But I didn't want to get into this mess in the first place and why are you always telling me what to do, etc!!!
Dooku: Boys, boys, let's not make a spectacle in front of the Chancellor...