[Voodoo Dog]

That sounds EXACTLY like me...except I can't draw. I would be performing a certain other hand gesture though.

Seriously, I think you should tell someone about this. He hasn't broken any laws, but it's not exactly normal. You're probably not in any danger though. Judging from my life, if a boy is that obsessed with a girl and he hasn't even talked to her yet, he's probably too shy to even enter a conversation with her, let alone stalk her.

[floppydisk]

Heh, heh, what a wierdo. Glad you didn't get caught, though.

[Voodoo Dog]

I just noticed that you said he DID talk to you. So yeah, you better take precautions to make sure he doesn't break into your house and start pawing through your dirty underwear. Not that I would know anything about that kinda crap meself.

*nervous cough*

[Slade]

Smells like a possible love-shy to me as well. If you approach him and he freaks out, he's probably entirely lacking any sort of moxie to talk to you (or could be socially inept and just have given up trying), and is just a sad loner who's been kicked in the ribs too many times but hasn't been told that he creeps people out yet. But have your knife in case you need it.

Be kind to the social-phobics, it's all of the hate that's caused them to fear these situations.

And it's a FUCKING BITCH trying to work through that stuff too, let me tell you. However, I take pride in the fact that I'm just insane and socially inept, not stalker-wierd. I could have bizarre fetishes like sleeping with animals. But I don't!

[Madam Corvax]

PRT:
I'm hungover.

But I suppose that's for the best, because I did not have to sit through ROTS yesterday sober. Know any good cure?

[rock_dash]

He was DRAWING me.
All over his sheet of papers were sketches of myself, in all sorts of pensive and anime-like expressive poses. Me with glasses on, me in a sweater, etc, etc.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Am I the only one that doesn't see the problem with this?
It sounds like he's got a little crush on you, and is too shy to say anything. Granted, it sounds like he could have been a little more subtle about looking at you, but hey, he wasn't drawing you in your underwear or anything like that, right? So what's the problem? Maybe I'm just being dense or missing the point, I dunno.

[Slade]

Women get jumpy when they get too much attention, that's all. And you're worth a few s, LttS, so don't be so surprised.

[Voodoo Dog]

Hey! Don't completely ignore MC like that! Only hangover cure that works for me is , rather sadly, not drinking the previous night. Still, as every mick worth their salt would say: "Better to have a morning after than never to have had a night before". Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol. Remember that. It could save your life one day.

PRT #Infinity

During my merrisome days of attendance at St. Joesephs School, Rochfortbridge, Co. Westmeath, Republic of Ireland, I used to spend large amounts of time sitting in the toilets in order to avoid boring classes held by humanoid penguins. One of the things this taught me is that even in the most brutal regime, toilet graffiti will go completely uncensored. So along with such delightful statements as "Fuck the Brits! FUCK THEM ALL!" and "U.S. out of Vietnam!"(It was a very old toilet) I came across THIS little corker.

Holy Mary we believe
That without sin thou didst conceive
Holy Mary thus believing
May we sin without conceiving?

EAT THAT PENGUINS!

This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 20 May 2005 - 08:34 AM

[Madam Corvax]

Ah, don't wory VD, being invisible to people is our middle name...

I was with some penguins on the train the other day.. One actually crossed herself as the train moved.... I wanted to tell her that this is superstition or even taking thy Lord's name in vain, but there wouldn't be any point in talking to her, most probably...

[Chyld]

Another gem from the Nigel Rees Book of Graffiti?

[Madam Corvax]

No, I think it is something that Slade says more or less all the time, maybe not literally, but he complains about his tendency to go around unnoticed...

This post has been edited by Madam Corvax: 20 May 2005 - 09:03 AM

[Voodoo Dog]

Actually, I think that was in the book, but it's a traditional Irish saying that started more than a thousand years ago when we initially started our heathen worship of the co-redemptrix. Other examples of charming Irish wittery are as follows.

How many englishmen does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thin you slice them.

How do you stop five priests from raping a five year old? throw them a feminist and let them rape her instead.

What should you do if you see Ian Paisley drowning? Give him a glass of water.

What should you do if you see a proddie in a pool of blood screaming in pain? Stop laughing and shoot again.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.

Knackers/Pikeys: Living proof that micks screw sheep.

The Irish sea: We hate it. It's cold, it's full of radioactive sludge and it brought the english.

The IRA: Idiotic Rebelious Arseholes.

The UVF: Ultra Violent Fuckheads

Northern Ireland: A problem for every solution.

We're such loveable little scamps aint we? And of course, it's traditional to constantly repeat things Oliver Cromwell actually did say while he was taking a break from slaughtering catholics.

Faceless Irish peasant: "You have kicked us out of our homes! You have destroyed our families! Where do we go now?"

Cromwell: "To Hell or to Connaught."
(Connaught is a boghole of a place where catholics were forced to resettle by the murdering hordes of Cromwell. Easier to grow ROCKS than potatoes in that fucking place.)

Cromwell once visited the Burren, a freaky place with absolutely no vegetation. It consists of nothing but limestone for miles and looks like the surface of Mars painted grey. He came up with this little gem. "Methinks this is a strange place. There be not a tree to hang a man, water to drown him or soil to bury him."

ZING!

This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 20 May 2005 - 09:39 AM

[floppydisk]

I just saw the funniest thing I've ever seen first-hand. We're currently in the process of getting a new roof, so there's a team of 6 or 7 guys banging away up there. (Making a shitload of noise, too) So I'm walking home from school, and when I get to my house, I see all seven of them asleep on my front lawn, like hungover frat boys! It was bloody hilarous! One was even face-down in front of a tree. They were waiting for someone to bring something before they started on the roof again...

[BiggSpiffy]

hee hee, that reminds me of construction workers doing absolutely NOTHING when i am driving past them all the time (not that i drive or anything)

[Madam Corvax]

Yeaaaa,
I just noticed that our Spiffy here is all over the Lobby with his posts...You CERTAINLY don't drive or anything, you are're always in the forum

Are you seeing attention for any particular reason? It was not sarcastic, just asking....