Puffin vs. Lemur Place your bets!
#168
Posted 14 April 2005 - 05:14 PM
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#169
Posted 14 April 2005 - 05:57 PM
Let me tell you a little story about the Puffin and the Lemur
Once in a magical kingdom north of Narnia, there were a couple of friends, a Lemur and a Puffin. Both lived happily in equal houses and shared everything equally. Then one day, Johnny the Homicidal Lemur came home, stole everthing Puffin had and then burnt his house to the ground, mocking Puffin all the time.
Puffin had revenge when he ravaged the Lemur and ripped his testicles of and made him watch.
That's why Puffins rock and reign supreme.
#170
Posted 14 April 2005 - 11:37 PM
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#171
Posted 15 April 2005 - 01:03 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#172
Posted 15 April 2005 - 01:59 AM
There are people who like ice cream or dislike it…
The world has now been divided into Puffins and Lemurs… things can only get more interesting…
*Pulls up a stool… starts eating popcorn while watching the ensuing carnage…*
#173
Posted 15 April 2005 - 05:51 AM
VIVA LA LEMURS!
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#174
Posted 15 April 2005 - 07:13 AM
VIVA LA LEMURS!
lemurs are gay
#175
Posted 15 April 2005 - 09:51 AM
Well, maybe, but those Puffins remind me of penguins. And I fucking hate Penguins.
So it's Lemurs for me. Lemurs shall overcome!
#176
Posted 15 April 2005 - 11:19 AM
Puffins Rule.
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I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
#178
Posted 15 April 2005 - 07:50 PM
You realize the weakness of that insult is right up there with "You (*insert action here*) like a girl!" right?
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#179
Posted 15 April 2005 - 10:53 PM
Oh, and Jane, You put on your socks like a girl!
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#180
Posted 16 April 2005 - 03:23 AM
Oh, and Jane, You put on your socks like a girl!
Lemurs!
And Jane, you have sex like a girl.