New World Order takes Iraq Illuminati TV Terror Poster
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Posted 24 February 2005 - 03:33 PM
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#2
Posted 24 February 2005 - 05:40 PM
Well, is that what the poster really says or is that a off hand comment you made about the big ass I watching the TV screens?
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Posted 24 February 2005 - 06:31 PM
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Posted 26 February 2005 - 11:01 PM
Edit: Revolution... X!
This post has been edited by Slade: 26 February 2005 - 11:03 PM
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Posted 02 April 2005 - 04:42 AM
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#7
Posted 02 April 2005 - 04:57 AM
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 02 April 2005 - 04:59 AM
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#8
Posted 02 April 2005 - 05:08 AM
The new world order will be a ONE WORLD ORDER. Christians call him the anti christ. And other people call him other things, like....tim.
Then we will have ordered genocides to control world population, the weak will be killed, the poor will be put to work, the enviroment will be on the verge of death, every thing will be controlled, and worst of all, ticket master booths will sell out in less than 1 second, leaving you virtually no time to buy one fricken ticket! Damn I wanted to see Weezer, curse those line up hounding freaks!!!! U2 seats went in like 3 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#9
Posted 02 April 2005 - 05:34 AM
How I butter my bread is my own concern,
for buttering bread is a choice left to the learned.
I'll butter it down, I'll butter it up,
I'll butter it while I stand on a paper cup.
I'll butter it whereever whenever I please,
Or sometimes I won't and I'll ask my friend Jeaves.
For I am should decide the fate of myself,
for who knows better than I, not someone else!
I wish not to be higher, or lower, or between,
just to be allowed to paint butter green,
and sail to the moon on ten tons of flax
and eat toast in my car while it's being waxed.
So I spake, so I spoke, so I said to a Turk
while eating a hamburger covered in Gurk,
a mighty fine substance that seems to taste
much better spread thin-side-down to waste
not a single crumb, like if spread thin-down-side
or Heaven forbit, side-down-thin-wide!
And so for a time my food was saved,
I could eat how I wanted, I was no slave
to the passion of fashion of ones such as he
who would greet me with hate and assert authority!
Then Lo! over mine eyes came a cloud
of someone saying I must butter my bread way-side-down!
"What gives you this right that you may say what you please?"
I asked the odd fellow (who stifled a sneeze).
"A wisened old turtle" this man replied.
"With a brain the size that an elephant is wide!
He said 'By royal decree of all that I see
that you must obey all orders from me!
For I have the height and I have the power
and all you all have are pitiful flowers!
So for all of you fools who look at me now
I order you butter your bread way-side-down!'"
But such a phenomenally bizarre command
to butter one's bread or face repremand!
Why must a king interefere with my habits
when I serve him loyally just as all the rabbits?
And if not, what of it, what right does he have
to march in here and say "I'm king of this land?"
I do not see him as wise nor do many,
and all he will do is make enemies.
Nay it is better to leave us in peace,
and not worry if we butter bread how we please.
#10
Posted 02 April 2005 - 05:52 AM
you may say it on just about any given day
but I myself am not such as you
and refuse to butter as you do
I will butter my bread from beneath
by moving my knife to and fro
this is the dictum of my wise chief
and he reall really aught to know
because he's been buttering bread like that
ever since Babe Ruth first went to bat
and do you think that such a man
really accepts the upside butter plan?
it's lunacy to believe in such hysteria
he puts the butter in its proper area
not like you at all, if he did that I'd be mad
I hope I never fall, and behave like you cads
if I were like you I would be terribly sad
for I would be buttering in a way that is bad
you do not know that buttering the top side of bread
is a way to make it soggy and get crumbs in your bed
but butter side down is the way to true bliss
all the butter is pulled down and nothing's amiss
it makes perfect sense if you have physics propensity
the butter is more dense and the bread has less density
I'll explain it so it can even be understood by an oaf
a stick of butter weighs more than a slice from a loaf
so why should the slice go ontop of the stick
unless you mean to switch them very quick
and put the stick under the slice where it wants to be
and we can all share properly buttered bread and be free
if you only saw the error of your ways
you'd fire jeeves and hire my butler dave
for dave is smart and clearly knows knows
where the devil it is that the butter goes
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Posted 02 April 2005 - 03:16 PM
and butter dense is denser,
then butter breaded side down
would be sold at Spencers.
And since butter drips
and air rises up
your butter will fall
and you'll look like a yup!
Unless you would want all your butter in the floor
then I suggest you side up butter your bread - it's no chore!
You just place the knife on your loaf just like so
and scrape off the butter and away you go!
No more dripping and dropping and dropping of butter
with the money you'll save, you could buy a putter.
But don't butter your bread in the same way as I
if you do not want to, it's not like you'll die,
or transfigure yourself into a demon of Hell
bent on the destruction of those feeling well.
I have no quarrel with your back-assward ways,
it's the way you would try to make everyone slaves
to a misguided ideal that you must liberate
us from ideas that we think are quite great.
A great man once said, as he rode in a trolly
"I may think your idea is very much a folly,
but I will defend to the death your right
to think what you want without fear of might!
#13
Posted 04 April 2005 - 12:51 AM
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#14
Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:58 AM
I know I am.
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#15
Posted 04 April 2005 - 07:36 PM
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