Morons Declare Taxation on The Untaxable Thursday, March 3, 2005
#31
Posted 06 March 2005 - 02:31 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#32
Posted 06 March 2005 - 03:41 AM
On this splendid drift i would like to express my jealosy of my friend, evil borg woman that she is, who has some implant in her arm that stops her getting pregnant. Not that I'm worried about getting knocked up, it's just that she's got a cybernetic implant and I don't!
#33
Posted 06 March 2005 - 06:23 AM
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#34
Posted 06 March 2005 - 10:03 AM
A small stick containing the hormone progestogen which is inserted under the skin in the arm. The hormone is slowly released into the body, preventing eggs from being released, sperm from reaching an egg or an egg settling in the womb.
Although I confess that's taken from the material provided, rumours did circulate about a male version in developement, although how that would works is beyond me.
#35
Posted 06 March 2005 - 05:12 PM
#36
Posted 06 March 2005 - 05:34 PM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#37
Posted 06 March 2005 - 05:39 PM
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#38
Posted 06 March 2005 - 06:16 PM
yet, odly enough, if you have unprotected sex and have a child, you will be eligable for welfare and then tax payers pay you!!!
ah, the circle of life.
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#39
Posted 06 March 2005 - 07:32 PM
Lecter: that's a common situation, just go to any university freshers week and visit the sex ed stand; they give you them in a carrier bag.
#40
Posted 09 March 2005 - 02:06 PM
#42
Posted 23 March 2005 - 06:18 PM
Socialism is a good thing.....yikes.
Raam
Nah that would just be stupid, its just a lience you need to use a TV. Its pretty stupid that you can own a TV but if you use it without a lience you get fined. The lience fee sucks, down with the Queen! I used to call myself a republician, because I want a British republic, but since Bush became President I don't want to even consider calling myself it:
1. Because I hate him like the Pope hates Condoms
2. Because I'm afraid I'll be burnt at the stalk due to there actually (this was a shock to me) being people that hate Bush more than me.
The reason why most of the world hate America has nothing to do with jealousy, when Clinton was in power everyone loved America and did do for most of the Presidents before him. The reason why most countries hate America in this day and age is because of Bush. Not jealousy as most Americans would think. Not to say that they have nothing to be jealous of since they do, but that isn't the main reason.
- Don't blame me I like tangents -
This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 23 March 2005 - 06:22 PM
#43
Posted 24 March 2005 - 02:56 AM
That has got to be one of the most stupid things I've heard in my life. How is this enforced? Are there "TV Cops" that go door to door, and if they see your TV on ask to see your licence? That is absolutely surreal.
Over here some folks have this idea that Osama bin-Laden was sitting in a cave in Afghanistan, some flunky of his brought in a copy of the U.S. Bill of Rights, and Osama became so upset that he decided to punch a hole in the NYC Skyline right there and then -- at least, that the current Administration's view of things
The world is upset with the USA because we are throwing our weight around without even thinking of traditional allies or what the consequences will be. It's not like the USA hasn't done that before, but with the current gang in office, the crime of hubris is being peddled fast and furious.
It's all well and good that the Iraqis can vote now -- except that $130 billion of our taxpayer money has gone to that end, not to mention over 1000 American lives, and meanwhile the school just a few miles from my house hasn't had new history books delievered to it for years. The kids there in the 5th grade class are using history books from the 1980's.
I guess that all makes sense somewhere.
Raam
This post has been edited by raamthodol: 24 March 2005 - 02:57 AM
#44
Posted 24 March 2005 - 04:40 AM
Well, there's apparently vans that go around and detect unlicensed TVs, but I've never seen one, so I don't know how it works...
And yes, its fucking diabolical.
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#45
Posted 24 March 2005 - 05:15 AM
I guess that all makes sense somewhere.
Raam
For a country with more domestic problems than most LEDCs America spends alot of money on the military. Bush really should stop wasting the governments money on pointless wars to make himself, his family and bussiness partners alot of money. It would be alot better taking the money and putting it into the education system so they can train up enough people that have the intelligence to vote against Bush. Since dumbing them down and telling them about this thing called nationalism seems to be the governments way. No offence to any Americans that have seen the light, or those that support Bush, and have the intelligence to know where Iraq is in the world, but I bet not enough to see all the trouble they caused there.
This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 24 March 2005 - 05:16 AM