Popular misconception. They battled it out in the water and only Kong arose to the surface, then he swan back to his island. In the Japanese original however, the last thing you hear is Godzilla's roar. He's not dead, he's just underwater (and we know that he can survive underwater). It was a draw, but the last soundbite was edited in the Western version.
Monkey Island I found it's location...
#16
Posted 12 January 2005 - 07:19 AM
Popular misconception. They battled it out in the water and only Kong arose to the surface, then he swan back to his island. In the Japanese original however, the last thing you hear is Godzilla's roar. He's not dead, he's just underwater (and we know that he can survive underwater). It was a draw, but the last soundbite was edited in the Western version.
#18
Posted 12 January 2005 - 12:10 PM
Ha! That would be worth paying for!
Tony:You see Mr Zilla... Can I call you God?
*Godzilla looks at him blankly*
Tony: The tories may not be giving good hard working reptiles like youself any breaks... But us *New Labour* understand its hard to bring in a proper wage when you're under qualified, covered in scales and destroy 10 building just by getting up in the morning... Although my friend George manages quite well... Well anyway... We *New Labour* are in full support of you, and if you vote for me in the general election... I *promise* that we will give people like you a 20% tax cut, how does that sound?
*Godzilla stands on him*
THE END
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#20
Posted 13 January 2005 - 07:09 AM
Tony: 'Now James, You see, We've had to cut you budget somewhat..um..You now drive an XR31, but um, it's got a cup holder!
James: Who's that?
Tony: Oh, that's just the new head of department, Lord Falconer. Um, He's just putting up some £350 a roll wallpaper just now, but, well, he'll be modernising MI5.
James: What happened to Moneypenny?
Tony: Well, Um, I appointed Cherie in her place.
James: That does it! I'm going to work for the Russians!
#21
Posted 13 January 2005 - 09:25 AM
If you can read the double entendre in that...
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#23
Posted 14 January 2005 - 07:30 AM
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funny, but sick
#24
Posted 14 January 2005 - 08:11 AM
The Mekon don't hold any power no more. He's a public speaker these days. Vlad on the other hand would probably turn MI5 into the secret ninja assasination squad, send them on missions to exterminate werewolves.
And Kennedy? He's a drunk.
#25
Posted 14 January 2005 - 08:34 AM
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#26
Posted 14 January 2005 - 06:01 PM
And of course Gojira and Godzilla would be evenly matched. They are the same creature! It's just pronounced differently by people who have L's in their language.
#27
Posted 14 January 2005 - 06:48 PM
Sadly the MRLP are bitterly split into 2 factons, without the leadership of Screaming Lord Such (RIP), they can't get themselves organised. (Had a drink at their headquarters once - it's a pub!).
That only leaves the Natural law and the BNP.
Oh and Godzilla.
#28
Posted 15 January 2005 - 08:22 AM
Plus, not sucking up to the twat in the White House, and knocked the prejudice out of Britain. Policies on abortion, asylum seekers, and visiting Martians to be determined.
I dibs PM, who's in my Cabinet?
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#30
Posted 15 January 2005 - 08:27 AM
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