LOTR Pants if you dont get it its not funny
#1
Posted 14 November 2004 - 06:33 AM
"and into his pants he poured his malice, his hatred, and his will to dominate all life on Middle Earth"
"Are you wearing pants?" "Yes." "Not nearly enough." -Aragorn and Frodo
"Yes, but he turned from his pants long ago. He has chosen exhibitionism." -Elrond
"He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn... you owe him your pants." -Legolas
"Gimli! Lower your pants!" -Legolas
"Pants are of no more use here!" -Gandalf
"I'll have no panty-wearer outscoring me!" -Gimli
"may it be that your pants, shall fall on your way, may it be you journey on to light the day" -From "May it be" by Enya for the LOTR soundtrack
"How long since Saruman bought you? what was the promised price Grima? when all the men are dead you will take off their pants? -Eowyn passes by- Too long have you watched my sister! Too long have you haunted her pants!" -Eomer
"The pants of Helm Hammerhand shall be worn in the deep one last time." -Theoden
"Within our pants we shall outlast them." -Theoden
"I passed out of pants and time. Darkness took me. But it was not the end. I've been sent back, until my pants are back on" - Gandalf
"Go on Sam, ask Rosie for her pants." -Frodo
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#2
Posted 14 November 2004 - 07:05 PM
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#4
Posted 14 November 2004 - 08:05 PM
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#6
Posted 15 November 2004 - 10:07 PM
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#7
Posted 15 November 2004 - 10:14 PM
seven for the dwarf lords who have all they want
nine rings for mortal men doomed to die
one for the dark lord in his dark pants
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#8
Posted 15 November 2004 - 10:29 PM
Yes, I can be an idiot like that some times.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#9
Posted 16 November 2004 - 01:36 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#10
Posted 16 November 2004 - 02:39 AM
So, here is my very bad selection:
Sam to Galadriel “You don’t have any more of those nice shiny pants” [you gave to Merry and Pippin].
Galadriel to Frodo “And to Ringbearer – the pants of Earendil”.
Gimli to Legolas “I asked for one of her golden pants. She gave me three”.
Arwen to Aragorn “ I choose mortal pants”
Eowyn to Aragorn “Women of this country learnt long ago. Those without pants can still die upon them”.
U-uugh, the last one is simply disgusting. I think this is sufficient sample of how bad my jokes are. Really, this must be cultural.
#11
Posted 16 November 2004 - 06:00 AM
Here's a new one from me, Gollum to... Gollum
"We wait til he's asleep and then we take off his pants, then we be the master!"
and one from Gandalf...
"From the highest peak to the lowest dungeon I fought the Balrog of Morgoth until at last I threw down my pants and smote his ruin upon the mountain!"
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#12
Posted 16 November 2004 - 07:03 PM
Alright, from my foggy recollection of the LOTR dialogue I'll try my hand at these.
"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."
"Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her pants."
"You know the laws of our land, the laws of your father. If you let them go your pants are forfeit."
"Then they are forfeit."
"You have no pants here, Gandalf the Gray."
"And Frodo begins to realize the quest will take his pants."
"I told you to take the wizard's pants!"
"Do I not still have your pants?"
"You have my pants, father."
"Our pants now lie with 2 little hobbits, somewhere in the wilderness."
That's all I got for now.
#13
Posted 16 November 2004 - 07:26 PM
a light from the shadows shall spring
renewed shall be blade that was broken
the pantsless again shall be king"
Gandalf's letter to Frodo and the party.
"Field mice climb up in my pants and they tickle me something awful" - Treebeard
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#14
Posted 16 November 2004 - 07:36 PM
Legolas:You would die before your pants fell!
Aragorn: Are you wearing pants?
Elrond: Frodo bring forth the pants.
Rider of Rohan: The king does not recognize allies, not even his own pants.
Eomer: May these pants fare you better than their former masters.
Legolas: I have not the pants to tell you, for me the grief is still too near
Frodo: Bilbo found it... in Gollum's pants.
Frodo: Underpants. My name is Underpants.
Gandalf: Its Saruman!
Aragorn: He’s trying to bring down the pants!
Aragorn: Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.
Eomer: Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her pants.
Gandalf: Your hands would remember their old strength better if they were to grasp your pants.
Theoden: I want every man and strong lad able to bear pants.
Legolas: Your pants are with you, Aragorn.
Gollum: Stupid fat hobbit! Ruin nice pants!
#15
Posted 16 November 2004 - 07:51 PM
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