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Search for exact opposites Let's play a game
#1
Posted 13 November 2008 - 03:41 PM
Here's how this works. We start with two objects, and our goal is to change them so we end us with two things that are opposite in every way possible.
Let's say we start with bone and cotton candy. If you can think of a feature that these two things have in common (they're both flammable), post that, and then change one of the objects so they are no longer similar in this way. So, bone and cotton candy would change to bone and orange juice. Keep doing this until we get two things that are entirely unlike each other. Then we win. Winning is good.
Some additional rules:
1. Don't say that they both exist/they contain matter/anything that is true about anything that exists.
2. When choosing a new object, try to make it so the two objects don't have anything in common that has already been said.
3. There is no rule #3.
4. There shall be no more than 4 rules.
5. ???
6. Profit.
7. Don't put lame jokes in the rules.
Okay, let's get started. Bone and orange juice.
Let's say we start with bone and cotton candy. If you can think of a feature that these two things have in common (they're both flammable), post that, and then change one of the objects so they are no longer similar in this way. So, bone and cotton candy would change to bone and orange juice. Keep doing this until we get two things that are entirely unlike each other. Then we win. Winning is good.
Some additional rules:
1. Don't say that they both exist/they contain matter/anything that is true about anything that exists.
2. When choosing a new object, try to make it so the two objects don't have anything in common that has already been said.
3. There is no rule #3.
4. There shall be no more than 4 rules.
5. ???
6. Profit.
7. Don't put lame jokes in the rules.
Okay, let's get started. Bone and orange juice.
#2
Posted 13 November 2008 - 03:58 PM
They're both made of organic compounds.
Bone and a bar of iron.
Bone and a bar of iron.
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#3
Posted 13 November 2008 - 08:37 PM
QUOTE (Chyld @ Nov 13 2008, 03:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bone and a bar of iron.
They're both quite hard.
A duck and a bar of iron.
#4
Posted 13 November 2008 - 10:07 PM
QUOTE (Heccubus @ Nov 13 2008, 07:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A duck and a bar of iron.
Neither echo. (Do unverified but but for the most part established premises count?)
A foghorn and a bar of iron.
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
#6
Posted 13 November 2008 - 11:05 PM
Neither echo under their own power? I suppose that's needlessly specific, and would require me to change the foghorn to a dynamo-powered radio.
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
#7
Posted 14 November 2008 - 07:31 AM
Both contain metal, or metal compounds, or just bits wot is metal.
A Viking longship and a bar of iron
A Viking longship and a bar of iron
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#10
Posted 18 November 2008 - 08:22 AM
Both of them suck. (Ba dum tish)
Carebears and black dwarf stars.
Carebears and black dwarf stars.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#11
Posted 18 November 2008 - 03:35 PM
Both are... hypothetical?
William Shatner and Black Dwarf Stars.
William Shatner and Black Dwarf Stars.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#12
Posted 18 November 2008 - 05:57 PM
QUOTE (Dorothy @ Nov 18 2008, 03:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Both are... hypothetical?
William Shatner and Black Dwarf Stars.
William Shatner and Black Dwarf Stars.
They're both affiliated with space.
Black Dwarf Stars and Turpentine.
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#13
Posted 18 November 2008 - 08:09 PM
QUOTE (barend @ Nov 18 2008, 05:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Black Dwarf Stars and Turpentine.
Both can kill you if ingested.
Turpentine and positrons.
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