ANGER - Keep it away from the forums. (Warning: Now Contains Pirates)
#1652
Posted 08 November 2007 - 01:40 PM
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#1653
Posted 09 November 2007 - 04:51 PM
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PM me, we'll talk.
#1654
Posted 10 November 2007 - 01:44 PM
Manage it well, ye matey; manage it well!
#1655
Posted 12 November 2007 - 02:00 PM
Otal- The name of the ship is the Mary Celeste, just cuz I can. And your men can see the tell tale glint of treasures and food left behind if you want to board her. Many of them, despite earlier misgivings in the past, have decided that treasure is treasure and are no longer as scared of the ghost ships of the damned.
Sime- Your fortress is attacked from the side on the jungle by about 200 British sailors, which easily outnumbers its defenders, although if the crew of the ships in the harbor can make it up you'll be looking better. The Brits are trying to storm the fort for some reason but your men hold them back for now and manage to bar the gates.
Barend- Ok, to bring what we said in PM out to the open, you're sneaking about in the jungle on the other side of the fort, but now you notice that the attack has begun. What do you do?
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#1656
Posted 13 November 2007 - 08:34 AM
For now I'm going to stay at the fort, but if things start getting too dicey I'm going to make my way to my ship. As it is I want reinforcements to come up from the harbour. Not all the troops, as I still want to hold power down there, but I'd like to not die up here either.
((Bond, count yourself lucky I'm not anywhere near you at the moment, or you would have been instantly killed))
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#1657
Posted 13 November 2007 - 09:04 AM
Arrr, I count me lucky stars, I do.
#1658
Posted 13 November 2007 - 02:46 PM
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#1659
Posted 13 November 2007 - 02:58 PM
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#1660
Posted 13 November 2007 - 05:36 PM
((At least bring it out in the open properly.))
((THe plan was to take on the british naval ships while their men are attacking the fort))
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#1661
Posted 13 November 2007 - 09:07 PM
After the battle I was justly rewarded for my efforts. Especially with a new, amazingly made sword, and a rifle to match my pistols.
Soon after returning from the battles in the waters near Europe, in the backroom of a brothel, both my wife and one my lieutenants were found dead, and a bullet for each brain. My ivory handled dueling pistols (which I had reported nicked recently) were also found at the scene. Because of my august personage, and the fact that even I under the throes of passion would not be fool enough to leave such evidence, was only placed under house arrest. Soon after my recent house arrest, I was poisoned and hidden away to to a secret place to recover (seeing as how I didn't immediately die from the poison). With the rumors of my disappearance and the appointment of a new Lord Admiral, it is generally assumed that I have died.
After recovering from the poison, I'd like to gather information, get my things back, and begin to resume my responsabilities as an officer of the English navy; either as a captian of one of the ships, or working towards becoming a privateer to give me enough freedom to extract revenge. I'll even resort to becoming a pirate if that's what it takes. Of course it's probably best to find out who I'll be wantin to extract revenge from, and about the recent goings ons. Better see about speaking to Walsingham
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#1662
Posted 14 November 2007 - 02:47 PM
Anyhow your men on the ships are about ready to come up when they spot an odd and decrepit ship sailing quietely off in the distance and heading towards the land. They cant identify any signs of nationality and send the messenger back with about fifty reinforcement troops to ask what they should do.
Barend- Ok youre still out to sea then, and so in that case you can see the glint of a spy glass and it seems a Spanish look out has sighted you. What do you do?
Zatoichi- Ok, youre given a vessel to sail to the mediterranean and rendezvous with the English fleet which is currently striking at a secret Jesuit enclave in Cuba. Walsingham assures you that the jesuits are to blame for your poisoning, and the general of the Jesuit order may be at this enclave. Your ship will arrive in a post or two to help the Brits, but until then feel free to ask any questions or prepare your crew.
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#1663
Posted 14 November 2007 - 04:27 PM
((Let them watch me attack the ship that brought the englishmen that are currently attacking them?))
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#1664
Posted 14 November 2007 - 04:28 PM
[EDIT: I see quick fast replies are no longer assimilated into previous posts. Sorry for the double post all]
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#1665
Posted 14 November 2007 - 04:55 PM
I don't know what godforsaken land this man came from, but where I was born, mothers don't teach their sons to work their backs off just so they can look like an uneducated, unlanded, unloved fool. They don't teach their sons to forge fancy college degrees either, but it's implied.
First order of business is to have a gander at the physician's quarters. I don't want to hurt my pretty self (wenches are wont to complain about bleeding sores) but I reckon I could get some attention by pretending I've caught The Zombie. I decide to hunt down the man who put me up to this and give him a good bite, maybe draw some blood to wet my mouth a little. Won't be nothing a dirty Spaniard isn't used to, eh?