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#1591
Posted 27 October 2007 - 10:38 PM
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#1592
Posted 27 October 2007 - 11:01 PM
1) Attempt to make port an' get our timbers shivered something fierce.
2) Attempt to assault the town with our cannon, or perhaps our crews, and probably get blown ta bits.
3) Land somewhere nearby and peacefully approach the village, askin' about undead pirates.
4) Sneak in and disable the batteries, then sail in and try to find out what's goin' on amidst the hostile populace.
5) Go to a different part of the island, one with more hospitality.
I have to be honest and say I prefer the choices that don't end in an early and painful demise for me an' me crew, Cap'n. We jus' need some information on killin' this Barebones fella in case we run across 'im."
#1593
Posted 27 October 2007 - 11:16 PM
I send for my best pigeon and give it a note to call for four of my other ships to help me in the attack. I slink back into the shadows and plan the assault.
Luckily, lime is also a brainfood.
EDIT: Redundancy reduced.
This post has been edited by TheOrator: 27 October 2007 - 11:18 PM
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#1594
Posted 27 October 2007 - 11:59 PM
O, Lard A'mighty! Hast Her Majesty abandoned me? Woe-bitten dogs, the hounds of Hell be against ye, Jesuit, and all who agree wit' thee!
#1596
Posted 29 October 2007 - 09:54 AM
#1597
Posted 29 October 2007 - 11:14 AM
PM me, we'll talk.
#1598
Posted 29 October 2007 - 01:10 PM
Bond-
"ARRGGGHHH!!! Me bleedin' wounds, they hurt me like thunder!"
And how! I'd say you could answer their questions to stop it, But Sime really doesnt seem to feel like asking any. Another option might be finding your love of the virgin mary, and fast.
Sime- A man in a speedo and cloak comes over, asking if he can kick the prisoner back into a pit when you've finished. He just has such a hangdog puppy eyed look on his scarred and bearded face that even a Jesuit would find it hard to deny the poor fellow.
Spoon- Ok great a duel. Naturally since his leg's effed you get initiative. I'll just say you make a good slash at him. Myraculously he dodges and it's his turn. He makes a glancing blow on your shoulder, cutting your nifty pirate overcoat and scratchign you. He laughs and prepares to jab in again. (in your next post just give me a bunch of actions and I'll keep rolling)
Otal- The Spanish village doesnt particularly want to fight a bunch of pirates, which is why they haven't fired yet. You could try to make it ashore under a flag of truce.
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#1599
Posted 29 October 2007 - 04:59 PM
#1600
Posted 29 October 2007 - 05:03 PM
Arrr, one thing I learned from me previous tangles is ta move with me sword, keep me sword movements short, and take advantage o' tha opponents long movements. So any time that cur of a cap'n makes a long movement or sweeping arc (an overhead slice, for instance), I'll move in real close with a jab with me sword so that nay but his arms would strike me, while I get a good bit o' damage. 'Tis not tha way tha British hoity-toity swordsmen would 'ave it done, but then, I'm a pirate, no?
I make to dodge his jab with a sidestepping turn (so that I'm beside or behind him) at the same time as countering with a quick stab of me own at his shoulder (in hopes of winnin' tha fight without killin' the man, as he may serve useful/have info/etc later).
This post has been edited by Spoon Poetic: 29 October 2007 - 05:03 PM
#1601
Posted 29 October 2007 - 05:39 PM
"Well sir ye see..."
He starts before being interupted by a spasm of struggling and growling from the captain. The lieutenant finally composes himself, knowing his life is at stake- He never showed me none sir! But his leg, tis hollow! That's why he be lookin for it... I figure its on deck somewhere... What's in there I dunna know but it must be valuable.
((I command my men to look for it))
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#1602
Posted 29 October 2007 - 10:53 PM
"ARRGGGHHH!!! Me bleedin' wounds, they hurt me like thunder!"
And how! I'd say you could answer their questions to stop it, But Sime really doesnt seem to feel like asking any. Another option might be finding your love of the virgin mary, and fast.
I squirm a bit, then cry, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida! Sarcalogos est rex rgis! Sime est secus sublimis! Ego vomica vos per Senior lingua, a awron fi m yn areithio Cymraeg! Ysmwddia bili-pala, o..." I then slump, drunk as the day I first drank slop.
#1603
Posted 30 October 2007 - 10:14 AM
It's time to overlook the defences, both of the harbour and the town. I'm unsure if the heretic is a diversion from something else, so I want the town on full alert. As I inspect the troops, I will bless them in the name of God and warn them of the treachery of the English.
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#1605
Posted 30 October 2007 - 01:25 PM
Spoon- The captain, even injured, is still a formidable man, and careful to contact your sword with every strike to rattle you a bit and keep you on the defensive. He swings hard and fast, often managing to get a scratch in on you even after you block just through brute strength. Your arms are getting numb from the impacts but its the captain who makes a mistake first. He leads into a jab too much and the next thing you know he's ontop of you. The two of you topple to the ground and he drops his sword, trying to choke you. Your crew, surprisingly, don't seem very concerned by this turn of events and hsi grip is weak as his hands wrap round your beck and his eyes stare fire back into your own. Your sword seems to be pinned on something, so you'll have to get him off of you with your hands somehow.
Barend- Ok now that things have settled down your men easily find the leg. They cant figure out the fancy lock, so one of them headbutts it open, shattering it. Inside you find a map written in Spanish. You cant read it, but it does point to a location in Cuba and a few of the words seem to translate well, for instance "secret" and "Jesuit" and "fort". The Lieutenant asks if he can go, and swears he knows nothing of the map, though he offers to translate it for you.
Bond- The torturers get tired of your babbling and decide to leave you to regain your senses, so they can torture you some more. The thongy cloaky guy looks for any possible way he can kick you into the pit and gets pissed off. "THIS IS STILL CUBAAAAAAAAAA!" He yells at you before he too departs. You're alone now, so if its not too agonizing you can try to look at your map and the chains will allow you to move just enough to get at it in your shirt sleeve.
Sime - your torturers do their torturey thing and then wonder off when he seems to go insane. Meanwhile you're off looking over the defenses. The place is quite formidable, especially for a secret Jesuit enclave that few know exists. Your men are bringing up the spoils from Captain Galore's ship, which and have done their research. They've found that his name is J. B. Pussy Galore and he was heading to Port Royale to get a mission from the Lord Admiral.
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