Let's get some order into this, shall we?
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<Gekko> The man says: "That be me ultra blowing maccine. Used that for moving leafs on me yard, yar."
<Gekko> You lick the machine.
<Gekko> Your tongue gets sucked into one of the vents.
<arien> laugh
<josh-grue> "MMffffFFFFFUGGGGGHHHHH"
<Gekko> You laugh on Josh's most terrible plain.
<Gobbly> "Will that be helping us with moving that head?"
<arien> pull josh out of vent
<Gekko> The man says: "Yarr, me used that maccine for moving teh head from heres, anyways. Was here in the first place, yar."
<Gekko> You save Josh.
<josh-grue> "Ug."
<Gobbly> "So, how do you turn it on?"
<Gobbly> "In a non-sexual way."
<josh-grue> turn machine on
<Gekko> The man says: "Ya pull on that string heres."
<Gekko> You pull the string.
<Gobbly> "Arr. That be all I need to know."
<Gekko> The machine makes a loud sound.
<Gobbly> "Lads, kill him."
<Gekko> You can't hear each other.
<blueskirt> beat man with shoe
<Gobbly> slay old man with rapier
<josh-grue> eat man
<arien> slap josh
<Gekko> You attack the man.
<Gobbly> Release Josh!
<Gobbly> "AARRHARRHARRR!"
<Gekko> You hit the man with shoe. The man takes 1 damage.
<josh-grue> take 1 damage from man
<arien> shoot man with musket or pistol or whatever I have
<Gekko> You hit the man with rapier. The man takes 11 damage.
<Gobbly> stab him some more
<Gekko> You shoot the man with musket. The man takes 9 damage.
<arien> look man's health bar
<Gobbly> "Arr, don't be wasting yer bullets on that old creep, save that for that traitorous monkey!"
<Gekko> The man hits you with teh maccine. You fly back to the beach.
<Gekko> There is no man here.
<Gekko> There is no man here.
<Gobbly> "... who pulled the string? ¬_¬"
<blueskirt> "Blast!"
<josh-grue> eat string
<Gekko> There is no string here. You eat the closest relative creature, your belt.
<Gekko> You get poisonned.
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<Gobbly> continue to explore shipwreck
<josh-grue> craft shipwreck
<Gobbly> "Yeah, we could set up a store that produces and sells shipwreck replicas."
<Gekko> You can see the captain's body. You can see lots of yar mateys corpses here. You can see the logbook here. You can see some food rations here.
<Gekko> You destroy the shipwreck, and then reconstruct the shipwreck again. Now you're thinking with Portals.
<Gobbly> loot captain's body
<Gobbly> make out with captain's body
<Gekko> You get:
<Gekko> A lock
<Gekko> A key
<Gekko> A musket
<Gekko> 10 rounds
<Gekko> Captain uniform
<Gekko> Herpes
<Gekko> =END of list=
<Gobbly> "It was worth it." *zips up*
<josh-grue> get rations
<Gekko> You get the rations.
<josh-grue> poison rations
<arien> laugh
<josh-grue> eat herpes
<Gekko> There is no herpes here.
<Gekko> You laugh.
<Gekko> Poison rations with what?
<arien> laughs uproariously
<josh-grue> poison rations with Gekko's herpes
<Gekko> There is no Gekko's herpes here. He's sleeping in Gekko's bed atm.
<josh-grue> Rub rations all over Gekko's nasty crotch
<arien> laugh even harder
<Gekko> There is no Gekko here.
<Gekko> You laugh even harder.
<josh-grue> Darn, Gobbly
<Gekko> Night falls.
<arien> look outside
<josh-grue> Rub rations all over Gobbly's nasty crotch
<Gobbly> "Arrrrr... @_@"
<josh-grue> feed rations to sharks
<arien> look corpse
<Gekko> You rub rations all over G-Strings crocth.
<Gekko> The rations get poisonned
<Gekko> You look at the corpse. The captain seems to have been killed by a G force.
<arien> "A G-Force?"
<arien> "Or... a G-String?"
<Gobbly> "Be that G force a relative of mine?"
<arien> "Dun dun DUN"
<Gekko> You feed the rations to the sharks.
<Gekko> The sharks get herpes.
<arien> laugh at sharks
<Gekko> The sharks go away.
Crocodile Hunter never educated us on that possibility.
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<Gobbly> "Let's go creep up on that old man and rape- errr, kill him."
<Gobbly> "Then rape him."
<Gekko> You go the beach.
<arien> "Necrophilia?"
<blueskirt> "That's the sole thing that remain to be done."
<Gobbly> "I'm just spreading the love."
<josh-grue> "Yar. And the herpes."
<Gobbly> "Ye can't say he doesn't deserve it."
<Gobbly> "After all, he was the one who started blowing us!"
<arien> "He wasn't blowing *me*, i don't know what you people were doing..."
<Gekko> A monkey appears from the forest.
<Gobbly> shoot monkey
<Gekko> The monkey starts making Gii Gii sounds towards the light on the sea.
<Gekko> You shoot the monkey.
<Gekko> The monkey dies.
<Gobbly> "Wow. And I didn't even have any bullets on me."
<blueskirt> "I say we go to that figure and make it fall on that stupid man's house."
<Gekko> The monkey says: "I got scared."
<Gekko> The monkey dies.
<arien> loot corpse
<Gekko> The monkey has:
<Gekko> Treasure
<Gekko> A key
<Gekko> A map
<Gekko> A book
<Gekko> =END of list=
<Gobbly> "Where did he hide those?"
<blueskirt> "Don't ask."
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<blueskirt> "The monkey is alive and the world is saved. Let's find another thing to loot."
<arien> "Hooray!"
<Gobbly> "First, I want to give that old man herpes!"
<Gobbly> "Then we can turn his house into a nice little hacienda and party with that ape."
<arien> "Go for it."
<arien> "As long as I don't get herpes, I'm good."
<Gobbly> sneak up on old man's house
<Gekko> You sneak at the old man's house.
<Gobbly> sneak up on old man
<Gekko> There is no old man here.
<blueskirt> "Ye need to get inside first"
<Gobbly> "Oh."
<arien> "Duh"
<Gekko> The dog which looks like this:
http://blog.simplyhi...sn/dog_tag1.jpg raises it's head.
<Gobbly> look whether there are some barrels with fresh water around the house
<Gekko> You can see a barrel with fresh water just around the corner.
<arien> get SimplyHired tag
<Gobbly> use [herpes] on [water]
<Gobbly> "He'll never see that coming."
Mightily successful we were, yes indeed.