Q & A Session A game for the bored.
#7082
Posted 26 July 2007 - 03:53 PM
Yes, I know the Muffin Man. He used to live on Drurey Lane until he found his wife cheating on him with the Gingerbread Man, at which point he murdered them both, then baked their corpses, covered them in frosting and sold them to unknowing passersby until the FDA got suspicious about his "Soylent Muffins", and, you know, the local law enforcement agency realized he'd murdered his wife and her lover and did nothing to conceal the incident.
Why was the Scarecrow concerned about obtaining a brain? Wasn't it enough that he was bloody sentient and mobile? Sheesh.
Why was the Scarecrow concerned about obtaining a brain? Wasn't it enough that he was bloody sentient and mobile? Sheesh.
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#7090
Posted 27 July 2007 - 08:29 AM
It depends on how much of a lady and how big a beard you have...
Why must I have an idiotic teacher who says she'll fail me if I don't keep my hair short?! I want long hair, dammit!
Why must I have an idiotic teacher who says she'll fail me if I don't keep my hair short?! I want long hair, dammit!
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)
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#7092
Posted 27 July 2007 - 10:20 AM
Apparently, tomatoes are god's attempt at giving men breasts...
Why do people believe in god?
Why do people believe in god?
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)
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#7094
Posted 27 July 2007 - 11:08 AM
I don't think so...
And besides, who listens to the Christians anyway?
And besides, who listens to the Christians anyway?
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)
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#7095
Posted 27 July 2007 - 11:14 AM
Oh, only about 2000 years of the societies which are now generally more advanced culturally, technologically, and economically than the rest of the world believe in Christianity.
Should everyone have long hair, or just me? And why was I told I look like Gary Oldman?
Should everyone have long hair, or just me? And why was I told I look like Gary Oldman?
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