Posted 26 July 2007 - 03:53 PM
Yes, I know the Muffin Man. He used to live on Drurey Lane until he found his wife cheating on him with the Gingerbread Man, at which point he murdered them both, then baked their corpses, covered them in frosting and sold them to unknowing passersby until the FDA got suspicious about his "Soylent Muffins", and, you know, the local law enforcement agency realized he'd murdered his wife and her lover and did nothing to conceal the incident.
Why was the Scarecrow concerned about obtaining a brain? Wasn't it enough that he was bloody sentient and mobile? Sheesh.
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