Now then Meester Bond. Excuse me while I put my cat down and explain. Alliteration is a literary technique in which words with similar or identical openings are used consecutively; most often to create a verbal harmony of sorts. In my case, to constantly control and constrict and curtail my coining of crafty creeds and crap would cause my credibility to cower. Now, notice how for that sentence a great deal of words beginning with the hard C were present. Try speaking that sentence out loud and you will notice the effect this creates. If you already know what alliteration is then I apologise. I mean only to inform and not patronise.
In any case, it's quite an honour to be compared to our favourite cannibal; even if my current claim to fame is calling out "Tick tock, Clarice!" while my boss is walking past and I am feeding meat into the meat grinder. I like to think I am the master of my very own brand of creepy, however.
Creepy as in: At work we are allowed to come in costume on Halloween; provided that the costume won't hinder movement or prove a health or safety hazard. And since I'm not built right to pose as Cabadath for a day... well. My only problem is it's probably going to be a bitch trying to glaze pastries while wearing a welding mask.
Much less acquiring the damn thing.
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Hey, that's an idea. Get the three creepiest guys on the forum (myself and two more parties to be determined at a later date) and have us masquerade as the Welder, Cabadath and the New Prince; and take turns torturing and slowly killing all leeches in a game of psychological cat-and-mouse as we play the survivors against the others, followed by a game in which whichever of us causes the highest bloodstain on the nearest wall wins a carton of beer. This of course all done to the Dark World ambient track from Trilby's Notes, with the rest of the forum and Yahtzee watching from behind plate glass, a'la Administrator Westbury of 1213. Throw in some more beer and we've got the perfect leech execution method right there.